Message from @Tendril

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2017-02-27 11:37:33 UTC  

Chink shit phones are great and all but muh camera and waterproofing

2017-02-27 11:39:01 UTC  

a little bit more

2017-02-27 11:39:06 UTC  

Xiaomi has gotten ahead of the pack

2017-02-27 11:39:17 UTC  

but jesus christ get some people to write good camera software

2017-02-27 11:39:42 UTC  

there's no excuse to be using the same camera sensors as top leading camera phones and yet have images that are 10 times worse

2017-02-27 11:40:12 UTC  

diy it if its so easy

2017-02-27 11:40:13 UTC  

:3

2017-02-27 11:40:46 UTC  

also same sensor but different lens setups etc etc etc variations on the way

2017-02-27 11:41:01 UTC  

so the system needs to handle ever model on its unique way

2017-02-27 11:41:15 UTC  

and for that you would need those phones to for testing

2017-02-27 11:59:11 UTC  

the fuck

2017-02-27 11:59:17 UTC  

I just got a package in the post addressed to me

2017-02-27 11:59:23 UTC  

I don't remember ordering anything

2017-02-27 11:59:29 UTC  

I open it and it's... empty?

2017-02-27 11:59:56 UTC  

It's got one of those uh

2017-02-27 12:00:05 UTC  

You know those slips that make it look like chink shit?

2017-02-27 12:00:36 UTC  

You have been marked.

2017-02-27 12:00:55 UTC  

DHL too.

2017-02-27 12:01:00 UTC  

Whatever was in it was expedited somehow.

2017-02-27 12:01:19 UTC  

But

2017-02-27 12:01:22 UTC  

it's totally empty?

2017-02-27 12:01:47 UTC  

Did it...

2017-02-27 12:01:54 UTC  

Did it feel like a curse had left the box?

2017-02-27 12:02:05 UTC  

Some sort of ancient Chinese spirit?

2017-02-27 12:02:28 UTC  

>Ancient curse

2017-02-27 12:02:31 UTC  

But I always rate 5.

2017-02-27 12:02:43 UTC  

How could they put my order in the sorry.

2017-02-27 12:02:57 UTC  

Wait...

2017-02-27 12:03:07 UTC  

Are you sure there was nothing in there?

2017-02-27 12:03:14 UTC  

I heard Xiaomi was working on optic camo

2017-02-27 12:05:21 UTC  

Okay so

2017-02-27 12:05:34 UTC  

There is one (1) ziploc bag in here.

2017-02-27 12:05:36 UTC  

So wait, what' sthe return address?

2017-02-27 12:06:28 UTC  

There isn't one.

2017-02-27 12:06:31 UTC  

Take a picture or something of this shit

2017-02-27 12:06:38 UTC  

Because that sounds shady as fuck

2017-02-27 12:07:25 UTC  

Hold up, there's a QR code here.

2017-02-27 12:07:27 UTC  

Let me scan it.

2017-02-27 12:07:32 UTC  

Jesus

2017-02-27 12:07:33 UTC  

Don't do that

2017-02-27 12:10:24 UTC  

Yeah there's just one ziploc in here.