You guys wanna hear about the autistic thing I did while working tonight?

Green text it again lmao

>Be studio engineer/music producer
>Client in studio, wife in bedroom
>Been away on boogaloo business for weekend, haven't got my dick wet, horny af
>Client 23yo qt3.14
>Skinny, pear shaped, thicc booty
>Wife also has mad thicc booty, truly to die for
>2 hrs into session, brain beginning to melt from button pressing and doing takes
>16 hours sleep in last 4 days
>Client drops water bottle three feet from me, bends over to pick it up
>slapthatcake.exe
>Program loads in my brain with zero prompting
>Subconsciously crossed wires, thinks she's my wife, >Confused but has the spirit
>Time slows. My hand raises from my mouse
>Execute windup
>She stands up and turns around
>Ohfuck.jpg
>It's too late to put my hand down, grab nearby glass of water and power that shit into my face
>"Everything good dude?"
>Secretly shitting myself, almost sexually harassed a client because her butt looked so much like my wife's

>"Yeah *client* I'm fine let's do another take"

So that's my autistic work story from today

@Deadbeat Radio "something something ban vaping"

F

I fucken tripped

hey u guys want some pizza

Fat F my dude.

@Bodark Actual fuggg

If the holocaust happened for one reason, this would be that reason.

F

but damn that was a ride haha

Yeah I psyched myself out pretty good

Shit was lit

That's some shit

Still waiting on @Trash Squid to post SHITPOSTERS UNTIE complete With misspelling on the page LOL

Still waiting for someone to post as
-Merch

Lmao

@Hellhound6 h man

who up

gimme eyeballs emote

sup King?

you see that DM?

nah not yet

peep this lmao

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/epgzbj/gun-rights-rally-richmond-virginia-hostage

The only vice article written by that lady

blocking a lot of people on Twitter

https://twitter.com/eve_ettinger

The memes just make themselves

What band is that squid

Heyo kings, Mrs. Squid here, we went and saw Heilung!

Idk if I should change my discord name in here lool

That's dope as hell

Shit was fire, they did a ritual on stage and closed up afterward with a smudging

VICE used this pic in their article of me @Hellhound6h and @Trash Squid

@Mc Sauce Boss Chaos looks awesome!

Smoll MercH