Message from @Bodark Actual

Discord ID: 669749581751517205


2020-01-23 01:57:49 UTC  

I have autism and I'm pretty sure they're more retarded than I am

2020-01-23 01:58:01 UTC  

Vice paints everyone in a negative light, it isn't unbiased

2020-01-23 02:17:19 UTC  

I wish I was kidding when I said "Oogy wawa" means "cheers" in African Zulu.

2020-01-23 02:20:38 UTC  

@Deadbeat Radio I'm posting that on pwave if it's cool

2020-01-23 02:28:09 UTC  

Go ahead fren

2020-01-23 02:28:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/669730268256403466/1578494589295.png

2020-01-23 02:29:27 UTC  

We've levels of clown world i didnt think possible. Nice of vice to give free publicity though

2020-01-23 02:49:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/669735317552758784/image0.jpg

2020-01-23 03:04:58 UTC  

You guys wanna hear about the autistic thing I did while working tonight?

2020-01-23 03:05:13 UTC  

Green text it again lmao

2020-01-23 03:05:36 UTC  

>Be studio engineer/music producer
>Client in studio, wife in bedroom
>Been away on boogaloo business for weekend, haven't got my dick wet, horny af
>Client 23yo qt3.14
>Skinny, pear shaped, thicc booty
>Wife also has mad thicc booty, truly to die for
>2 hrs into session, brain beginning to melt from button pressing and doing takes
>16 hours sleep in last 4 days
>Client drops water bottle three feet from me, bends over to pick it up
>slapthatcake.exe
>Program loads in my brain with zero prompting
>Subconsciously crossed wires, thinks she's my wife, >Confused but has the spirit
>Time slows. My hand raises from my mouse
>Execute windup
>She stands up and turns around
>Ohfuck.jpg
>It's too late to put my hand down, grab nearby glass of water and power that shit into my face
>"Everything good dude?"
>Secretly shitting myself, almost sexually harassed a client because her butt looked so much like my wife's

>"Yeah *client* I'm fine let's do another take"

So that's my autistic work story from today

2020-01-23 03:06:50 UTC  

@Deadbeat Radio "something something ban vaping"

2020-01-23 03:15:13 UTC  

F

2020-01-23 03:15:25 UTC  

I fucken tripped

2020-01-23 03:17:47 UTC  

hey u guys want some pizza

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/669742552601198592/1579732912281.jpg

2020-01-23 03:18:13 UTC  

Fat F my dude.

2020-01-23 03:28:55 UTC  
2020-01-23 03:29:07 UTC  

If the holocaust happened for one reason, this would be that reason.

2020-01-23 03:37:08 UTC  

F

2020-01-23 03:37:28 UTC  

but damn that was a ride haha

2020-01-23 03:45:43 UTC  

Yeah I psyched myself out pretty good

2020-01-23 03:49:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/669750482989875210/20200122_211359.jpg

2020-01-23 03:49:26 UTC  

Shit was lit

2020-01-23 03:49:35 UTC  

That's some shit

2020-01-23 03:50:16 UTC  

Still waiting on @Trash Squid to post SHITPOSTERS UNTIE complete With misspelling on the page LOL

2020-01-23 03:50:44 UTC  

Still waiting for someone to post as
-Merch

2020-01-23 03:50:52 UTC  

Lmao

2020-01-23 03:51:04 UTC  
2020-01-23 04:19:48 UTC  

who up

2020-01-23 04:19:53 UTC  

gimme eyeballs emote

2020-01-23 04:20:37 UTC  

sup King?

2020-01-23 04:20:41 UTC  

you see that DM?

2020-01-23 04:21:12 UTC  

nah not yet

2020-01-23 04:21:16 UTC  

peep this lmao

2020-01-23 04:21:40 UTC  

The only vice article written by that lady

2020-01-23 04:22:00 UTC  

blocking a lot of people on Twitter

2020-01-23 04:25:28 UTC  

The memes just make themselves

2020-01-23 04:25:59 UTC  

What band is that squid

2020-01-23 04:31:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/669761169464229908/20200122_214802.jpg