Wolf dildo.

huh

Somehow I don't think he'd like that

do they even sell those on Ali

No.

how much do you want to spend

you can get him anabolic steroids

I was looking for a wolf print duvet, as a joke gift for my sister and brother in law, and when I typed in "wolf d", fucking "wolf dildo" was the first suggestion.

Thanks, Ali. 👍

Naturally I had to press it.

And nothing

Indeed.

damn shame

Felt simultaneous relief and disappointment.

I can spare like 80 bucks @Deleted User

get him a dm98 smartwatch

or uh

wow

he's pretty fucking normal so that sounds great already

k88 or something

normies love smart watches

hell yeah

get one running full android and he'll be amazed

les1 has 16gb memory and android 5.1 but its like 103 rn on banggood

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DOMINO-DM98-2-2-Android-4-4-Smartwatch-Phone-Bluetooth-4-0-MTK6572-2G-3G-Wristwatch/32773180278.html

might be cheaper on ebay, looks nicer and has round screen

Thanks for the 4 page link. Always appreciated. 👍

(you can cut off everything after .html)

>mobilefags

okay

Dude.

all the ali links posted appear in russian when i visit it

You expect me to bring my computer to the shitter?

if you are dedicated enough you fucking will

@Deleted User Some cunt in here keeps posting Russian links.

Just change the language back, I guess.

the most recent one as well?

The setting sticks.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/DM98-Remote-Bluetooth-GPS-Smart-Watch-Health-Wrist-Bracelet-Heart-Rate-Monitor-/192079831041?hash=item2cb8d9a001:g:nYAAAOSw4DJYfMTY

This actually looks pretty hey alright

maybe I get one for myself too