https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Frog-mirror-round-face-personality-driving-glasses-sunglasses-polarized-driving-pilot-sunglasses-MB409-restoring-ancient-ways/32794959165.html

I need some glasses

whats some shit that wont break the second I wear them\

@swagmeisterflash I looked up Sarenmu and all thedy make are fucking trashy looking keychain knives

The fuck did you expect

Some kinda artisan pigsticker

I buy their 7010s

Quality of most Ali glasses is about that of $20 glasses you'd find in booths at malls and shit

They good value you dipstick @gggeeee

Here scrublord, try this

http://m.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_185413.html

oh gearbest

should've checked that

I looked on bang good and saw those stupid fucking multitool things

the flat ones that have like 2 wrenches and a screw driver

Gee fucking whiz

Also I think I have you on steam

been waiting since the 20th for my phone to update from "Processed Through Facility" Shenzhen EMS, CHINA

what's up

I want to give my normalfag cousin something for his birthday

Wolf dildo.

huh

Somehow I don't think he'd like that

do they even sell those on Ali

No.

how much do you want to spend

you can get him anabolic steroids

I was looking for a wolf print duvet, as a joke gift for my sister and brother in law, and when I typed in "wolf d", fucking "wolf dildo" was the first suggestion.

Thanks, Ali. 👍

Naturally I had to press it.

And nothing

Indeed.

damn shame

Felt simultaneous relief and disappointment.

I can spare like 80 bucks @Deleted User

get him a dm98 smartwatch

or uh

wow

he's pretty fucking normal so that sounds great already

k88 or something

normies love smart watches