I want a microphone that sounds so shit I sound like a cheap TV show villain

hi

@Silent Easier to accomplish with a good mic and some filters.

I LOVE CHINKSHIT !!!!!!!!!!!

Where do I get a cheap phantom power thing?

can i buy donuts off chinkyland

That hat is pretty cute

you can get phantom power off ebay for like $15

http://www.ebay.com/itm/48V-DC-Phantom-Power-Supply-For-Condenser-Recording-Microphone-US-Power-ED-/132038524415?hash=item1ebe1bfdff:g:DasAAOSwZQRYVtrE

should I be buying combat application tourniquets from china?

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Ningbo-EMSS-EF-001C-medical-combat_60525243682.html

Yes

okie dokie

/xivdb

/xivdb csgo

http://xivdb.com/achievement/861/leaving+a+good+impression+iv

@dedlift the ones I've seen usually have warning text that they're only for decoration. They'd probably work, specially the one you linked but be wary of MOQ and shipping on Alibaba

A couple of chopsticks I ordered not too long ago

http://s.aliexpress.com/bQRzQNNn

http://www.gearbest.com/promotion-top-computer-gear-special-1021.html?lkid=10911762

>gaming routers

what

makes you quick scope 420% better 😎

or maybe they have built-in lag switch

i guess so

but for what games?

dank souls

like only cods use p2p

oh yea

also for honor iirc?

yes

but it died for that reason

good

p2p for video games is shit idea

@s3bbe oh shit I didn't expect actual replies on that question

thing is, I can't really profit if I buy made-in-USA original CAT tourniquets at ~30$ a piece

but I also don't want my potential customers to bleed to death

@Deleted User It's not rocket science. So long as the feckin thing doesn't snap, you're good to go.

yeah I guess so

I'll probably try the entire shipment on my leg before I sell them, just to ease my conscience