go for it

tfw perfect chink vision

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I don't know why it's so good

everyone in family needs glasses

yet I've been staring into a monitor for the better part of a decade and it's still absolutely perfect, according to the optician

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the chink eyes give natural shielding to monitor light

@fedora don't fuck up your eye sight

Its meemay from /fa/

That way you can spot when the rice is ready and drive home on your knockoff Honda

@MrChubbs aooko

<http://aooko.v.yupoo.com/>

Those names make me laugh

"racing jacket"

"Triggerman"

"frogskins" sounds like my pair of glasses

oulala

hacking trousers

whens

Trousers of Hacking
+10 to hacking

knew someone who did eye surgery in turkey for a cheap buck

I want to buy cryptomining chair

that doesnt sound safe

I won't let anyone perform surgery on my eyes

I have an irrational fear of hospitals as it is

I'll take the -2

>he has fears

beta

🤔 🔫

@Phatique I'd go to Korea to have "cheap" eye surgery, if anything.

Half the price of Cuckistan eye surgery at least.

I'd trust the gooks to get it right tbh

And as a bonus you get to be extremely uncomfortable in a foreign country instead! \o/

I *think* they want 20k Cuckistan kronor per eye here, and "just" 10k in Gookland.

Also yeah, I think I'd be *more* confident in Korean eye surgery than I would be when it comes to Swedish eye surgery.

How long do those 99c mousepads take to arrive?

About the same as any other item from china

@lazycouchpotato Less time than Chink orders. More time than regular domestic orders.

Hm. At least for me when I ordered mine it didn't take as long as your average Chink order.

That was ages ago though.