Message from @Shrimpf
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forgot the name
Ahh
Thanks, Tribit
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Im thinking about pointing lasers at my eyes because glasses are effay, any thoughts?
>tfw good eye sight so cant wear glasses
go for it
tfw perfect chink vision
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I don't know why it's so good
everyone in family needs glasses
yet I've been staring into a monitor for the better part of a decade and it's still absolutely perfect, according to the optician
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the chink eyes give natural shielding to monitor light
Its meemay from /fa/
That way you can spot when the rice is ready and drive home on your knockoff Honda
Those names make me laugh
"Triggerman"
"frogskins" sounds like my pair of glasses
oulala
hacking trousers
whens
Trousers of Hacking
+10 to hacking
knew someone who did eye surgery in turkey for a cheap buck
I want to buy cryptomining chair
that doesnt sound safe
I won't let anyone perform surgery on my eyes
I have an irrational fear of hospitals as it is
I'll take the -2
>he has fears
beta
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@Phatique I'd go to Korea to have "cheap" eye surgery, if anything.
Half the price of Cuckistan eye surgery at least.
I'd trust the gooks to get it right tbh
And as a bonus you get to be extremely uncomfortable in a foreign country instead! \o/
I *think* they want 20k Cuckistan kronor per eye here, and "just" 10k in Gookland.