Fuck, I don't want to be a normie

I came here just to say THIS

Let me convince you I'm not a normie

okay chad

Coffee sucks

you're right tbh

Well, I bought a fleshlight form aliexpress (non toxic) and some lube, egg, and cleaner from my local sex shop (online)

chink tea is the way to go

non toxic

lol

Am I a normie now?

Yeah, lol

I guess you'll do.

Carry on.

Well, sex toys that are toxic doesn't ruin your dick, they only give you ADHD or Autism

>local sex shop
normie

Well, "local"

It was online

and in the same country as me

I guess that is local

@Stickmakerman that's okay m8, we'll talk tomorrow about what we're doing

I really want pork buns but they don't sell em in any restaraunt in my city

and there are fucking 18 chinese places within like 2km of my house 😦

Just buy some on ebay

I want the real deal made by chinks

In chink oil and what not

Go to norway, we have chinese resturant that have those

Yeah but Norway is expensive. Food in my city is cheap

Or you should prolly go to china then

I can get 2 16 inch pizzas with 4 toppings on each for 12 quid delivered

I think china is best at chinese food

I plan to go sometime in the next 2 years

Rugby world cup is on in Japan so I would visit China on the way. Hoping I have enough cash by then

Try not to get chinked by real life chinks

go to shenzhen so you can get chinked in 3d <:chink:323022148870602752>

That emoji is fucking great

If you buy the 99c mousepad they give you a coupon for a 99c pouch with custom art.

Put Alex Ross' artwork on both.

@lazycouchpotato were you the guy that printed a bunch of silk posters with Cho art too?

@Tribit not me. I've only bought a mouse and earphones before.

<:chink:323022148870602752> reary maku you chink-hoo

@lazycouchpotato what Alex Ross artwork you put on there?