Message from @dave

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2017-08-01 20:34:23 UTC  

but I want one assembled by a sickly chink child

2017-08-01 20:36:04 UTC  

What is the best chink digital caliper?

2017-08-01 21:24:40 UTC  

i got 50 bucks, what chink shit essentials should i purchase?

2017-08-01 21:25:54 UTC  

Dear China lovers 🇨🇳. Does anyone by any chance know if the average Chinese street ATM lets you withdraw cash from a European maestro debit card?

2017-08-01 21:28:46 UTC  

@porco you need to activate it with your bank first for worldwide use

2017-08-01 21:29:50 UTC  

@Tribit I did but I don't know if China supports maestro. In Taiwan for example, I have to go into specific banks to have maestro support

2017-08-01 21:30:23 UTC  

@porco the ATM's that do will have a Maestro logo on it

2017-08-01 21:30:39 UTC  

make sure to do it at a ATM in a mall and not some shady street

2017-08-01 21:36:03 UTC  

for some reason this really disturbed me

2017-08-01 21:45:28 UTC  

yo guys, any chink/cheap recommendations on powerbank?

2017-08-01 21:52:25 UTC  

there's almost always coupons for the xiaomi ones

2017-08-01 21:59:40 UTC  

anything else??

2017-08-01 22:03:21 UTC  

get that 18650 cool thingie if you have any laying around

2017-08-01 22:03:34 UTC  

you can salvage cells from laptop batteries sometimes

2017-08-01 22:04:52 UTC  

yeah it's importing them that's the challenge

2017-08-01 22:05:00 UTC  

most countries have a lot of restrictions on power banks now

2017-08-01 22:05:08 UTC  

leads to either high delivery costs or no delivery at all

2017-08-01 22:05:21 UTC  

but my mi bank came ezzz

2017-08-01 22:06:07 UTC  

like I say depends where you're from innit, the xiaomi power banks had a weirdly high delivery cost on gearbest for me

2017-08-01 22:06:21 UTC  

but a lot of people in here can't even order them full stop

2017-08-01 22:10:50 UTC  

do you guys own any "unbranded from eBay type" powerbanks?

2017-08-01 22:11:43 UTC  

that's usually just chink shit

2017-08-01 22:11:49 UTC  

but no I don't fuck with batteries

2017-08-01 22:12:04 UTC  

most likely bunch of shitty 18650 batteries in them

2017-08-01 22:12:06 UTC  

you don't want something that will explode in your bag

2017-08-01 22:12:45 UTC  

fuq

2017-08-01 22:13:08 UTC  

if you can't afford a $15 10k mah xiaomi one then save up or get a job m8

2017-08-01 22:14:10 UTC  

or ewhore

2017-08-01 22:14:15 UTC  

(good luck)

2017-08-01 22:14:49 UTC  

things that plug into the wall or are crammed full of batteries you don't skimp on

2017-08-01 22:14:50 UTC  

liking lolis hardly counts as being straight

2017-08-01 22:15:03 UTC  

because it might blow up or fuck everything else up in your house

2017-08-01 22:15:31 UTC  

if the chink shit goes into your mains don't save a few bucks when it'll burn your house down

2017-08-01 22:22:35 UTC  

if you really want to live on the edge, you should just go straight to scavenging old laptop batteries and wire them together

2017-08-01 22:24:10 UTC  

@JHWH c y b e r p u n k a s s f u q

2017-08-01 22:33:03 UTC  

just imagine the qts you could pull
"geez, anon, my phone just died" says stacy
"dont worry, i've got a 30mAh powerbonk" you say while pulling out a badly soldered and thinly linked chain of thirty 18650s out of your jacket's pocket

2017-08-01 22:33:09 UTC  

you could be that guy