Message from @porco

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2017-08-03 17:16:33 UTC  

chinks cloned the gamesir

2017-08-03 17:16:45 UTC  

chinks cloning chinks

2017-08-03 17:50:43 UTC  

Fuck off with your Amazon Echo's and Google Home's listening in to your conversations, have your shit listened in on by **CHINA** with the Xiaomi Mi AI
https://www.gizmochina.com/2017/07/26/xiaomi-enters-smart-speaker-race-mi-ai-speaker/

https://techcrunch.com/2017/07/26/xiaomi-mi-ai-speaker/

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/342725987793895425/Xiaomi-Mi-AI-Speaker.jpg

2017-08-03 17:51:07 UTC  

Habeeb onahole

2017-08-03 17:51:17 UTC  

^ this

2017-08-03 17:57:43 UTC  

smart speakers and personal assistants will be the home improvement equivalent of smartwatches

2017-08-03 17:57:54 UTC  

looks fancy but utterly useless

2017-08-03 17:58:45 UTC  

i've always wanted a simple ((alexa)) that can just do weather and timers via voice control

2017-08-03 17:59:13 UTC  

i also don't want to give my data to jeff the jew

2017-08-03 17:59:29 UTC  

now you can give it to chinks!

2017-08-03 18:00:54 UTC  

iirc you can build one for $20

2017-08-03 18:01:13 UTC  

with a sbc, speaker and microphone

2017-08-03 18:01:21 UTC  

wonder how much a cheap ass chink one would cost

2017-08-03 18:02:46 UTC  

$1 microphone, $7 orangepi and the speaker from a $3 bluetooth fidget spinner

2017-08-03 18:15:15 UTC  

house fire assistant

2017-08-03 19:14:38 UTC  

Does anyone own a portable chink hotspot?

2017-08-03 19:16:59 UTC  

are chink hotspots even compatible with ours?

2017-08-03 19:17:08 UTC  

with our bands

2017-08-03 19:18:33 UTC  

what's "ours"?

2017-08-03 19:19:00 UTC  

as long as they aren't simlocked / netlocked and you are able to use xiaomi phones from ali in your country, I see no issues

2017-08-03 19:19:11 UTC  

maybe Americans will have some problems but no-one cares about them anyway

2017-08-03 19:19:24 UTC  

bands i mean

2017-08-03 19:19:37 UTC  

because you gonna need that 4g if you dont want to cry of how slow it is

2017-08-03 19:20:22 UTC  

and almost everything from china only has asian 4g bands

2017-08-03 19:20:36 UTC  

rare exceptions are stuff like redmi note 4 with american 4g bands

2017-08-03 19:24:43 UTC  

that's exactly what I meant

2017-08-03 19:27:54 UTC  

😃

2017-08-03 19:31:32 UTC  

I need to buy a chink dildo and have it sent to a friend. <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2017-08-03 19:32:35 UTC  

A couple of years ago I bought ovulation tests + elephant trunk underwear for a friend.

2017-08-03 19:32:49 UTC  

He even had to go pick it up at the post office. 😂

2017-08-03 19:34:44 UTC  

wtf?

2017-08-03 19:34:44 UTC  

the kz zse is only $8

2017-08-03 19:35:07 UTC  

i think that might actually be the world's cheapest hybrid earphone

2017-08-03 19:49:23 UTC  

that's an XB1 clone not a g4s clone <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2017-08-03 19:56:01 UTC  

@kontroll ask the chink to mark it very clearly on the package for security reasons <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-08-03 19:58:55 UTC  

😂👍

2017-08-03 19:59:45 UTC  

"please mark it 'reinforced metal dildo' my friend"

2017-08-03 20:05:36 UTC  

@MarcoZ it's clearly a g4s clone, it has the same clip in the middle and buttnons below

2017-08-03 20:05:48 UTC  

the gamesir was already a clone of the xbox controller in some ways