Message from @install gentoo
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its just a towel
why does it look like a flagship phone webpage
It's the flagship of towels
is it their only product?
yeah
Probably one of those companies that was incubated by Xiaomi
does the towel have an app
It gives you a blowjob
and it wipes the nut off afterwards
yes!
genius
the chinks win again
my mom bought these polyester towels and they're complete shit. when you rub your head with em it's like they have oleophobic coating. shitty towels smh
polyester towels are dogshit that's why
>she is too poor for cotton
sad.
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a lot of polyester goods are dogshit cheap anyway
unless you're buying straps or something that isnt bottom of the barrel
>polyester towels
man I'm from Eastern Europe and even I never touch this shit
Real cotton towel hand picked by a negro or gtfo
really makes you think
ew degeb
I'm totally for hemp fabric
supposedly it's better in warm climates
wait..fabric?
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Can you smoke said fabric?
the stems are very fibrous
its hemp not marijuana, it wont do any effect when smoking
thats what big pharma wants you to believe
i ONLY smoke hemp
and eat, and drink
i have had a hemp bag once, it was comfy
(but then i smoked it)
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I need some chink water shoes or whatever you call these things
Here is a pic a took of one