Message from @Windatica

Discord ID: 351393293881573396


2017-08-27 15:46:03 UTC  

I hope

2017-08-27 15:46:10 UTC  

😖

2017-08-27 15:46:33 UTC  

has anyone bought chink pussies here yet

2017-08-27 15:46:46 UTC  

if yes, has your dick fallen off yet

2017-08-27 15:49:55 UTC  

Xiaomi bath towel for *only* 40 bucks
https://www.gearbest.com/towels/pp_621905.html

2017-08-27 15:49:57 UTC  

Maybe they didn't live to review them

2017-08-27 15:50:11 UTC  

>youth edition

2017-08-27 15:50:36 UTC  

engineered fibers to ease the wiping of scum away from it ?

2017-08-27 15:50:36 UTC  

does it only come with one of them lol

2017-08-27 15:50:46 UTC  

Package Contents: 1 x Xiaomi ZSH.COM Bath Towel

2017-08-27 15:50:48 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-08-27 15:50:52 UTC  

the chinks have it all figured out

2017-08-27 15:50:52 UTC  

that towel sucks you off

2017-08-27 15:50:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/351393142903144479/unknown.png

2017-08-27 15:51:01 UTC  

RACIST

2017-08-27 15:51:02 UTC  

the madmen

2017-08-27 15:51:16 UTC  
2017-08-27 15:51:17 UTC  

i dont get it

2017-08-27 15:51:20 UTC  

its just a towel

2017-08-27 15:51:29 UTC  

why does it look like a flagship phone webpage

2017-08-27 15:51:50 UTC  

It's the flagship of towels

2017-08-27 15:51:56 UTC  

is it their only product?

2017-08-27 15:52:10 UTC  

yeah

2017-08-27 15:52:33 UTC  

Probably one of those companies that was incubated by Xiaomi

2017-08-27 15:52:54 UTC  

does the towel have an app

2017-08-27 15:53:16 UTC  

It gives you a blowjob

2017-08-27 15:54:09 UTC  

and it wipes the nut off afterwards

2017-08-27 15:54:37 UTC  

yes!

2017-08-27 15:54:46 UTC  

genius

2017-08-27 15:54:59 UTC  

the chinks win again

2017-08-27 15:55:22 UTC  

my mom bought these polyester towels and they're complete shit. when you rub your head with em it's like they have oleophobic coating. shitty towels smh

2017-08-27 15:55:45 UTC  

polyester towels are dogshit that's why

2017-08-27 15:55:46 UTC  

>she is too poor for cotton

2017-08-27 15:55:48 UTC  

sad.

2017-08-27 15:56:10 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2017-08-27 15:56:12 UTC  

a lot of polyester goods are dogshit cheap anyway

2017-08-27 15:56:30 UTC  

unless you're buying straps or something that isnt bottom of the barrel

2017-08-27 15:56:32 UTC  

>polyester towels

man I'm from Eastern Europe and even I never touch this shit

2017-08-27 15:57:22 UTC  

I only have cotton towels <:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2017-08-27 15:57:34 UTC  

Real cotton towel hand picked by a negro or gtfo