Message from @swigs

Discord ID: 351404320366788620


2017-08-27 15:52:33 UTC  

Probably one of those companies that was incubated by Xiaomi

2017-08-27 15:52:54 UTC  

does the towel have an app

2017-08-27 15:53:16 UTC  

It gives you a blowjob

2017-08-27 15:54:09 UTC  

and it wipes the nut off afterwards

2017-08-27 15:54:37 UTC  

yes!

2017-08-27 15:54:46 UTC  

genius

2017-08-27 15:54:59 UTC  

the chinks win again

2017-08-27 15:55:22 UTC  

my mom bought these polyester towels and they're complete shit. when you rub your head with em it's like they have oleophobic coating. shitty towels smh

2017-08-27 15:55:45 UTC  

polyester towels are dogshit that's why

2017-08-27 15:55:46 UTC  

>she is too poor for cotton

2017-08-27 15:55:48 UTC  

sad.

2017-08-27 15:56:10 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2017-08-27 15:56:12 UTC  

a lot of polyester goods are dogshit cheap anyway

2017-08-27 15:56:30 UTC  

unless you're buying straps or something that isnt bottom of the barrel

2017-08-27 15:56:32 UTC  

>polyester towels

man I'm from Eastern Europe and even I never touch this shit

2017-08-27 15:57:22 UTC  

I only have cotton towels <:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2017-08-27 15:57:34 UTC  

Real cotton towel hand picked by a negro or gtfo

2017-08-27 16:32:28 UTC  

really makes you think

2017-08-27 16:33:12 UTC  

ew degeb

2017-08-27 16:35:18 UTC  

I'm totally for hemp fabric

2017-08-27 16:35:24 UTC  

supposedly it's better in warm climates

2017-08-27 16:36:30 UTC  

wait..fabric?

2017-08-27 16:36:37 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-08-27 16:36:53 UTC  

Can you smoke said fabric?

2017-08-27 16:39:33 UTC  

the stems are very fibrous

2017-08-27 16:40:58 UTC  

its hemp not marijuana, it wont do any effect when smoking

2017-08-27 16:41:10 UTC  

thats what big pharma wants you to believe

2017-08-27 16:41:12 UTC  

i ONLY smoke hemp

2017-08-27 16:41:18 UTC  

and eat, and drink

2017-08-27 16:41:36 UTC  

i have had a hemp bag once, it was comfy

2017-08-27 16:41:40 UTC  

(but then i smoked it)

2017-08-27 16:42:43 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-08-27 16:46:49 UTC  

I need some chink water shoes or whatever you call these things

2017-08-27 16:47:08 UTC  

Here is a pic a took of one

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/351407295126831104/ae_1503851310272.jpg

2017-08-27 16:59:34 UTC  

"I have to have my China" Trump confirmed for /csg/

2017-08-27 17:02:03 UTC  

chi-iy-na

2017-08-27 17:02:30 UTC  

he pronounces it with three syllables <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-08-27 17:09:19 UTC  

what the fuck is that

2017-08-27 17:09:27 UTC  

and why would you get it