you go to jail and get your bp torn apart

my bonus points?

22 years is probably mental issues from the younger years, fixed by over eating

i dont see the point of 28 years tbh

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1Rf.JPpXXXXcwaXXXq6xXFXXXV/Leten-6-styles-male-masturbator-One-week-pocket-pussy-3D-artificial-vagina-oral-cup-silicone-vagina.jpg_640x640.jpg

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if you want to make one of those for older fetish, why not go all the way to 52 or smth

it has teeth

if you want 28, just get the real thing

alien pucci

plenty of lonely geezers

are they different tightnesses?

I hope

😖

has anyone bought chink pussies here yet

if yes, has your dick fallen off yet

Xiaomi bath towel for *only* 40 bucks
https://www.gearbest.com/towels/pp_621905.html

Maybe they didn't live to review them

>youth edition

engineered fibers to ease the wiping of scum away from it ?

does it only come with one of them lol

Package Contents: 1 x Xiaomi ZSH.COM Bath Towel

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https://www.gearbest.com/towels/pp_614374.html

the chinks have it all figured out

that towel sucks you off

RACIST

the madmen

http://zsh.com/qianse.php

i dont get it

its just a towel

why does it look like a flagship phone webpage

It's the flagship of towels

is it their only product?

yeah

Probably one of those companies that was incubated by Xiaomi

does the towel have an app

It gives you a blowjob

and it wipes the nut off afterwards

yes!