Message from @Cole
Discord ID: 351393177124470795
it has teeth
if you want 28, just get the real thing
alien pucci
plenty of lonely geezers
are they different tightnesses?
I hope
😖
has anyone bought chink pussies here yet
if yes, has your dick fallen off yet
Xiaomi bath towel for *only* 40 bucks
https://www.gearbest.com/towels/pp_621905.html
Maybe they didn't live to review them
>youth edition
engineered fibers to ease the wiping of scum away from it ?
does it only come with one of them lol
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the chinks have it all figured out
that towel sucks you off
the madmen
i dont get it
its just a towel
why does it look like a flagship phone webpage
It's the flagship of towels
is it their only product?
yeah
Probably one of those companies that was incubated by Xiaomi
does the towel have an app
It gives you a blowjob
and it wipes the nut off afterwards
yes!
genius
the chinks win again
my mom bought these polyester towels and they're complete shit. when you rub your head with em it's like they have oleophobic coating. shitty towels smh
polyester towels are dogshit that's why
>she is too poor for cotton
sad.
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