I guess the crystal kept breaking on people

Lmao that's fucking ugly

Looks like a 99$ essential phone bootleg

Wish the bezels were a bit smaller

I really want to buy a new phone but considering I am no longer working and has a motorcycle to take care of it's really hard to find an excuse to replace my Mi Note 2

even though that Mi5x lookin good 👀 👀 👀

My biggest complain about Xiaomi phones is that they put the headphone jack on top, not on bottom. It makes charging and listening to music at the same time look really retarded. The headphone jack on the mi 5x is at the bottom, near the charging port, and I find it's perfect.

tri-bezelless

the buzzwords have ascended modern capabilities

I dunno about you guys but I'm waiting for machine learning bezels

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Xiaomi-Mijia-Qimian-Leisure-Cow-Leather-Belt-Five-Hole-Two-Color-38mm-Width-Man/32830898234.html

wew

$25

actual cow leather though

wait how is it smart

does it track how fat you are

can you get a full smart outfit yet

smart watch, smart sneakers, smart belt are already here

@Lynxoid I have the same problem with Samsung phones lol

alright so do I get nitecore from Ali and hope to not get chinked and or jewed by customs, or do I buy locally and pay 6 more funbucks?

25 USD with shipping for a real leather belt that's gonna last you decades is nice

@Cole it isn't

@Tribit it says "For xiaomi smart home"

smart jackets are a thing I think, not sure about pants or socks

@Stoopeedo Google made a smart jacket

That's just shit to drive people to it

@Fermdasius I bought my Nitecores at GearBest and everything was legit

and Nitecore flashlight silicone at banggood

@FredtheFailLord think I saw a Kickstarter for pants with wireless charging pockets once

does that count for smart

That's close enough, the only other feature I can think of that would make pants "smart" is a boner tracker

Xiaomi better be working on that

along with a smart pussy

pants sense when you need to unload and warn you via mi band

I'd buy it

just put the smart pussy on your dick and pick a program

tracking sperm load via app

little girl lips program included by default

@Volume what do you mean about samsung phones?

I thought they had the headphone jack at the bottom

@FredtheFailLord in all honesty I think everyone would at least consider buying that