lotta that is too themed

anyone got any lube recommendations

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Sex-Lubricant-200ml-Silk-Touch-Anal-Lubricant-Water-based-Sex-Oil-Anal-Gel-Soft-Anal/32828516529.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.66.JnkKUn&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10152_10065_10151_10130_10068_10344_10345_10547_10342_10546_10343_10340_10341_10548_10545_10541_10307_10060_10155_10154_10056_10055_10539_10537_10536_10059_10534_10533_100031_10103_10102_5670015_10142_10107_10324_5660015_10325_10562_10084_10083_10561_10178_5740017_10312_10313_10314_5650015_10550_10073_10551_10552_10553_10554_10557_10558-10102,searchweb201603_24,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=01060797-92d6-4c23-afe3-517d62886133&algo_expid=fd75720e-2379-41c3-9ed3-76b1f039e565-8&algo_pvid=fd75720e-2379-41c3-9ed3-76b1f039e565

kind of want this but the fucking cancer on the bottle itself...

"kiss small honey hole soft anal sex"

anal sex is making ass cancer shoot up

do you guys even use lube when jerkin it

i never have but want to try

no, dry hands and standing up only

serious about standing up?

one important rule about chink shit is to never let it enter your orifices

>buying chink lube

>tfw you won a dispute and got your money back and the package ends up arriving the next week anyway

>not using chink egg vibrators

my longest yeah boy ever

@Phatique hey man if u got a suggestion im all ears

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/new-handmade-resin-cute-cat-toilet-paper-towel-holder-toilet-roll-paper-holder-animal-creative-toilet/1739509_32608115767.html

tfw best son

tfw this for mom on xmas

@ﾠﾠ get some "lube powder", best bang for your buck

that sounds like an oxymoron

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/45g-Bottle-Magic-Powder-Lubricant-Water-based-Mix-With-Water-5g-Can-Create-50g-Lube-For/32823232643.html

you need to mix it up with water, but this 3.50$ bottle will give you in total 500ml of lube

o3o

ty kind sir

30-50 day shipping jesus christ

Lots of lonely people.

@Deleted User if you're serious about shopping for gifts just divide how much you care about a certain person and then buy whatever would be most useful.

yeah don't buy garbage only because it's cheap

im lonely desu ~

i enjoy amusing things like that cat toilet paper holder

i enjoy self loathing

/out/ friends and family get ganzo knives and cheap but sturdy cooksets.
Most get xiaomeme power banks

that's a good option

do u guys give friends gifts

I have very very few friends.

my friends dont really but idk what the norm is

i have very very few people i talk at all to

Depends how much you like them.

i don't really

oh shit