anyone use taoboa?

i can get on their home page and go through some pages

but whenever i click on a product it never loads

their shit is so cheap though

@JHWH does this link work for you https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.105.351a11a6mqmeVv&id=555034367899&ns=1&abbucket=6#detail

guess im just disabled; thanks tho

https://pics.me.me/am-i-disabled-sg-12708637.png

no not a single person

anyone got any lube recommendations

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Sex-Lubricant-200ml-Silk-Touch-Anal-Lubricant-Water-based-Sex-Oil-Anal-Gel-Soft-Anal/32828516529.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.66.JnkKUn&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10152_10065_10151_10130_10068_10344_10345_10547_10342_10546_10343_10340_10341_10548_10545_10541_10307_10060_10155_10154_10056_10055_10539_10537_10536_10059_10534_10533_100031_10103_10102_5670015_10142_10107_10324_5660015_10325_10562_10084_10083_10561_10178_5740017_10312_10313_10314_5650015_10550_10073_10551_10552_10553_10554_10557_10558-10102,searchweb201603_24,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=01060797-92d6-4c23-afe3-517d62886133&algo_expid=fd75720e-2379-41c3-9ed3-76b1f039e565-8&algo_pvid=fd75720e-2379-41c3-9ed3-76b1f039e565

kind of want this but the fucking cancer on the bottle itself...

"kiss small honey hole soft anal sex"

do you guys even use lube when jerkin it

i never have but want to try

serious about standing up?

@Phatique hey man if u got a suggestion im all ears

that sounds like an oxymoron

o3o

ty kind sir

30-50 day shipping jesus christ

im lonely desu ~

i enjoy self loathing

do u guys give friends gifts

my friends dont really but idk what the norm is

i have very very few people i talk at all to

i spent $3 on a pickle rick plushie to a friend of mine

should come in a week or 2 more

johnfrum-chan wil.. will you be my fr.. friendd? ~~~

>thinking i have it unironically

>not even looking up the name

now that i got the lube do u guys have recommendations for cheap masturbators

via my penis

fag

shit

i got a cheap mouth thing but its too tight and cumming is uncomfortable

wtf do i do with those

looks like i could fit like 1/3 of my ding dong in there

i want balls deep

this looks god awful

and yea it fits like 1/3 of his ding a ling

i just looked up tenga eggs on pornhub

first link

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55b012dd47468

what r u some kind of homo

fug

thought that was a meme

people actually do that?

i cant fuck a dog

is that a transformer

fuck children

why are you guys linking such expensive shit

16 is legal in my state :/

whre the fuck are u from

@JHWH whre u from

dont think i can find your house based off your country bud

?

i joined this like few hours ago

idk maybe because fapping feels good

sorry i shoulda started what hemisphere do you live in

according to goolag germany has 14 yo as age of consent so im just goign to assume that

or i could just fucking ask

asking what country you are from is weird

aight

alright well based off this conversation id say u live under a rock

am i doing good

the fuck he actually left lmao

and i live in a dorm

nope

https://i.imgur.com/zUhI2Wn.png

CLEARLY

u are not

>thinking i have ricegum avatar unironically

>not even looking up my name

like it may be a stale meme now but shit i still like it

https://i.imgur.com/OGYtMks.png

jokes get funny when u explain them to people

haha

i guess im just not used to talking to so many disableds

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

the spongebob canned condoms dont ship to the us

fuck my shit up fam

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Condoms-Free-Shipping-Canned-Funny-Adult-Sex-toys-Hot-sale-Exotic-Gift-Canned-Condoms-Unique-Design/32549798125.html?spm=a2g0s.13010208.99999999.271.Rr3A2R

im going to have to go through an aliexpress agent

god dammit

ud buy a what

what do u even mean

google wat

https://www.google.com/search?q=%20I%27d%20buy%20a%20gross.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Laptop-Shoulder-Bag-Women-Men-Notebook-Sleeve-Messenger-HandBag-Briefcase-Carry-Bags-for-Lenovo-Laptop-Bag/32792542530.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.74.YFuD7y&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10152_10065_10151_10130_10068_10344_10345_10547_10342_10546_10343_10340_10341_10548_10545_10541_10307_10060_10155_10154_10056_10055_10539_10537_10536_10059_10534_10533_100031_10103_10102_5670015_10142_10107_10324_5660015_10325_10562_10084_10083_10561_10178_5740017_10312_10313_10314_5650015_10550_10073_10551_10552_10553_10554_10557_10558-10550,searchweb201603_24,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=2d24390f-fb76-4251-9261-41a35da8d365&algo_expid=8ca9d7b0-17c8-46b5-9852-69a0aad04b90-8&algo_pvid=8ca9d7b0-17c8-46b5-9852-69a0aad04b90

i have this somewhere

fix wat ur linking

feg

hey man

i like that bag

or u could stick couple pieces of cardboard in there

probably what the chinks do anyways

<:hmm:346343150052311050>

its what i do

has anyone even heard of a pelican case before this cum dripping mouth breather said it

🥚