Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 378625377699889163
I accidently licked my earbuds
And it tasted like the worst chemicals ever
tastes like clogged ear
pls link your youtube fetishist channel of you licking all sorts of electronics
How the fuck do you "accidentally" lick an earbud
that's the thing, you don't it's usually someone licking and worshiping electronics for 3-4 minutes
>Worshipping electronics, sexually
That's so /g/ay
is this a thing, i'm just a compulsive liar who likes to make stories
I think you're Morally obligated and financially inclined to make it a thing
@Deleted User do you own a mankini
licking electronics while wearing nothing but mankini would be enough to get a few thousand German viewers
maybe poop a little
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uhhhh, buy stuff off my wishlist for more electronic worshiping
tfw not operating a porn site electronic channel where you poop on the latest electronics and get to wash them off and have free gadgets
tfw you could never tell anyone how you managed to buy a 26 room villa in just one year
>implying I wouldn't wear it like a badge of pride
tfw what i say is retarded at face value, but upon further examination pioneering media consumption and creating someone a lucrative side income
How do you word it on your resume though? Or your taxes, for that matter?
inb4 "u-uh...thanks..." and putting them in the closet forever
praise kek dude, normies btfo
anon what do you do for a living?
oh I'm a video producer
oh really? do you like make movies or something??
I defecate on electronics.
tfw that guy with the sunglasses tries to get you to shit on his face
if he pays extra..
It'd probably actually be a lot of work. Like, your viewers are likely to have shit preferences, so you'll have to have a strict diet.
it can't be a regular dookie, i mean it seems pretty straight forward to me
>shit preferences
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I don't like how large the cam looks tbh
and it overexposes a lot on 1080p
for now, anyway
it's a Xiaomi camera, it'll get a thousand updates before 2018
I'll probably just get the A119 for my car
... which I still didn't buy
Shit preferences, yeah, Like, do you want someone to drop a fat brick on the Xbox One X, or spray it with a mostly liquid spray with plenty of farts?