well, you reminded me I could find anti-snoring shit on aliex, so I'm looking for other shit now

Why do you wear the mask?

fucking kek, there are CPAP machines on aliex

Why not, just a motor and a mask

but wat baout the botnet <:thenk:329322130804047872>

Want to get my dad one but he's stubborn about it.

@Mr. V also you need to wash it, do not neglect that.

i was hooked up to one of those things for sleep apnea once, rather die than live with one of them

its like a hairdryer down your throat

do you still have sleep apnea?

no i never had it, just used a friends one for shits and giggles

Might have set it wrong

it blows air into your lungs, not sure if its the same thing as what your talking about

Should be gentle pushing, not blowing

what the CPAP machine does is it pressurizes your airwaves

about as gentle as a fucking hairdryer

so you don't snore the fuck out of your room mates

also so you don't die

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yeah, pretty shit situation to be in tbh

roommates and gf tell me my snoring is loud as fuck

Nah your pretty quit never heard you snoring

Try a lot of heavy cardio and the meditation to control breathing

> pretty quit

If ur a fat fuck losing weight does help a ton

I snored when I wasn't a fat fuck

I am a fat fuck now though

added layers of blubber make everything worse

when i was fatter than i am now i had some wierd ass problem where when i drifted to sleep i would feel like a was falling for a second, that shit would put me 110% awake in an instant and my heartrate would rocket, thought it was sp00ky ghosts for years

hah, I have experienced that a few times in the past

turns out its just your body noticing your heartrate is falling too fast and fucking with your senses because it thinks your about to die

like, you're falling asleep too fast?

why live if you're not even good at falling asleep

nah, i think it was something to do with your heartrate and breathing dropping faster than your body is comfortable with, like reverse sleep paralysis

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huh... CPAP machines are pretty affordable at ~$300

my family and I were told we could spend upwards of $1000

are you american?

you have apnea?

For a good one, yeah

Can a bad one kill you? @johnfrum