hide fedora

flush your chink mint

he is the cp

I flip burgers at a Veteran's Hospital Canteen, don't worry

oh shit its the chefs

>literal burger

nice

The one upside is the benefits, leave, and the fact that I'm unionized so it's goddamned impossible to fire me

thanks for the taxbucks, queers

can you at least make a delicious burger

>implying i pay them

taxation is theft

Oh, I'll make you one GI 1/3 pound angus burger cooked to exactly 165 degrees

cheese is extra

but there's no tax :^)

itde be pretty ironic if you bought the spongebob condoms

since youre a biurgah boi

like sponge

Define "irony" please

IN A CAN

i cannot i am brainlet

ape brain reporting in

clearly

funfact

i almost died yesterday\

and im concussed still

woh happen?

@Matthew are you gonna charge me for fries too

so dont laugh at my smal boi brain ok

@Cole the burger is 3.79, fries are 1.89

>no csg discount
ree

I WANT A COUPON CODE

There's no tax!

doesn't matter

Are you a vet?

@Deleted User get me a coupon for Matthew's burgers

the closest I ever was to being in the army is driving a BMP2 through a mad obstacle course @Matthew

mfw shitty chink sites keep changing currency each time i do ANYTHING <:chaika:232792149874311168>

so your basically a vet

_holds up money begging sign_

do you remember 'nam