Message from @fuckthapolice

Discord ID: 381587915890884608


2017-11-18 23:31:10 UTC  

chamberpot of shit

2017-11-18 23:31:15 UTC  

Also they NEVER do work outside of they planed calendar

2017-11-18 23:31:59 UTC  

literally me

2017-11-18 23:32:04 UTC  

>Indian "webdev"
>Instructed to flip the video
>changes size instead
>show him how to do it properly, even though im not webdev
>"could you please give me the css "code snippet" "
>it was one line

After that he couldnt be bothered to fix the CSS so we dropped the feature instead

2017-11-18 23:32:12 UTC  

Like if a server crash at 20:01pm and they finish work a 20pm they will never do something

2017-11-18 23:32:22 UTC  

until the next day

2017-11-18 23:32:32 UTC  

literally me again

2017-11-18 23:32:52 UTC  

Well

2017-11-18 23:32:57 UTC  

I don't work for free either

2017-11-18 23:33:00 UTC  

working outside of your shift is cancer unless you have good overtime rates

2017-11-18 23:33:07 UTC  

i dont

2017-11-18 23:33:08 UTC  

my faggot ass employer doesn't give me overtime

2017-11-18 23:33:09 UTC  

so i dont give a fuck

2017-11-18 23:33:16 UTC  

deal with it yourselves you cheap fucks

2017-11-18 23:33:34 UTC  

mfw I fall under the government so overtime is sweet

2017-11-18 23:33:41 UTC  

my faggot ass employer = The fucking US Federal Government

2017-11-18 23:33:47 UTC  

kek!

2017-11-18 23:33:55 UTC  

oh shit its the feds

2017-11-18 23:34:02 UTC  

hide the cp

2017-11-18 23:34:05 UTC  

hide fedora

2017-11-18 23:34:08 UTC  

flush your chink mint

2017-11-18 23:34:09 UTC  

he is the cp

2017-11-18 23:34:14 UTC  

I flip burgers at a Veteran's Hospital Canteen, don't worry

2017-11-18 23:34:21 UTC  

oh shit its the chefs

2017-11-18 23:34:31 UTC  

>literal burger

2017-11-18 23:34:33 UTC  

nice

2017-11-18 23:34:44 UTC  

The one upside is the benefits, leave, and the fact that I'm unionized so it's goddamned impossible to fire me

2017-11-18 23:34:50 UTC  

thanks for the taxbucks, queers

2017-11-18 23:36:34 UTC  

can you at least make a delicious burger

2017-11-18 23:36:36 UTC  

>implying i pay them

2017-11-18 23:36:40 UTC  

taxation is theft

2017-11-18 23:37:28 UTC  

Oh, I'll make you one GI 1/3 pound angus burger cooked to exactly 165 degrees

2017-11-18 23:37:30 UTC  

cheese is extra

2017-11-18 23:37:37 UTC  

but there's no tax :^)

2017-11-18 23:38:01 UTC  

itde be pretty ironic if you bought the spongebob condoms

2017-11-18 23:38:04 UTC  

since youre a biurgah boi

2017-11-18 23:38:06 UTC  

like sponge

2017-11-18 23:38:19 UTC  

Define "irony" please

2017-11-18 23:38:21 UTC  

IN A CAN

2017-11-18 23:38:25 UTC  

i cannot i am brainlet

2017-11-18 23:38:32 UTC  

ape brain reporting in