Message from @bap

Discord ID: 381595671368695818


2017-11-18 23:40:27 UTC  

@Deleted User get me a coupon for Matthew's burgers

2017-11-18 23:41:26 UTC  

the closest I ever was to being in the army is driving a BMP2 through a mad obstacle course @Matthew

2017-11-18 23:41:30 UTC  

mfw shitty chink sites keep changing currency each time i do ANYTHING <:chaika:232792149874311168>

2017-11-18 23:41:47 UTC  

so your basically a vet

2017-11-18 23:42:09 UTC  

_holds up money begging sign_

2017-11-18 23:45:31 UTC  

do you remember 'nam

2017-11-18 23:45:35 UTC  

gooks on fire

2017-11-18 23:45:38 UTC  

that sorta thang

2017-11-18 23:45:40 UTC  

its a profficiency class with stat bonuses and a +5 chance to mental illness

2017-11-18 23:45:52 UTC  

Fuckin' Vets with their stories, it's great

2017-11-18 23:46:02 UTC  

but <#189467888657235970>

2017-11-18 23:46:06 UTC  

Why cant i buy a chink flamethrower ):

2017-11-18 23:46:11 UTC  

vietman stories general

2017-11-19 00:03:15 UTC  

why is it every time i find a smartphone that looks interesting and hits all the spec points they've got some shitty garbo mediatek that's comparable to a snapdragon 400

2017-11-19 00:03:50 UTC  

is it worth buying one of these voice controlled alexas for 30gbp on black friday? I only want it for playing songs/controlling my lights in bed. Is there a chink alternative?

2017-11-19 00:04:01 UTC  

e.g. the KenXinDa lineup is full of phones with great sounding paper specs, global LTE, but they all use MT6737

Alexas are super easy to use

2017-11-19 00:04:11 UTC  

If there isn't I feel like Xiaomi will make a voice controlled thing soon...

2017-11-19 00:04:27 UTC  

>Xiaomi shill are the greatest threat to /csg/

2017-11-19 00:04:36 UTC  

I bet a Xiaomi one would only be compatible with chinese services

2017-11-19 00:04:38 UTC  

Serious question, what do people do with their phones that require something greater than, say SD625

2017-11-19 00:04:57 UTC  

osrs mobile

2017-11-19 00:05:09 UTC  

but the Xiaomi power banks are an excellent value and are the fashion

2017-11-19 00:05:13 UTC  

I just want to be able to use google maps without fucking freezing and have more space for apps and songs


tbh i should just suck it up and buy an A1

2017-11-19 00:05:39 UTC  

I bought an A1 and only ever use it for listening to music and the occasional text message

2017-11-19 00:06:58 UTC  

Google assistant is super underrated tbh

2017-11-19 00:07:11 UTC  

I can literally ask "When's the nearest bus home" and it knows what i mean

2017-11-19 00:07:27 UTC  

For real, I have the redmi 4 prime, has a 625 in it and I've yet to have it hang on an app

2017-11-19 00:07:34 UTC  

Granted I don't play vidya on the phone

2017-11-19 00:07:36 UTC  

i can literally ask "where do i live?" and boom google knows where i live

2017-11-19 00:07:39 UTC  

wait

2017-11-19 00:07:53 UTC  

yeah google location tracking is super fucking spook

2017-11-19 00:08:06 UTC  

but i wouldn't be on discord if i cared about botnet

2017-11-19 00:08:07 UTC  

tbh

2017-11-19 00:08:41 UTC  

I currently have a google reminder to follow up in 5 years to a shitpost i made

2017-11-19 00:11:47 UTC  

but @bap i highly doubt there's going to be a comparable chinese voice assistant to the alexas for a while, just like the eReaders amazon subsidizes them by getting you to use their services, you can't do that globally with chinese products

2017-11-19 00:12:05 UTC  

there ARE chinese smart speakers but they're like

2017-11-19 00:12:06 UTC  

chinese

2017-11-19 00:12:30 UTC  

I just want something to play music through my speakers and to turn my yeelights on and off via voice

2017-11-19 00:13:26 UTC  

Just means you gotta learn mandarin, at least enough to speak to the botnet

2017-11-19 00:13:40 UTC  

More useful than learning nip for mongolian tapestries

2017-11-19 00:13:51 UTC  

print quality on my chink printer has improved drastically