Message from @Lynxoid

Discord ID: 381886358870032386


2017-11-19 19:05:40 UTC  

@johnfrum hoe many cylinders does your coffeemachine have ?

2017-11-19 19:05:59 UTC  

I have a chink cig lighter coffee maker somewhere my attic

2017-11-19 19:06:31 UTC  

All the "eco" and "sport" modes on my Kia do is tighten/loosen the steering, and make it accellerate faster/slower. I doubt it affects mpg to any real appreciable degree

2017-11-19 19:07:04 UTC  

should look for it, was pretty neat. like a really shitty kurig machine a couple years before kurig.

2017-11-19 19:08:05 UTC  

Usually it limits revs and disables a cylinder

2017-11-19 19:08:18 UTC  

that sounds terrible for the car

2017-11-19 19:08:42 UTC  

Mweh

2017-11-19 19:08:45 UTC  

right? It's a good thing I've only put 3800 miles on my car in the year I've had it. bought it brand new

2017-11-19 19:08:57 UTC  

Bmw does it in bikes too

2017-11-19 19:09:03 UTC  

Probably other brands as well

2017-11-19 19:09:47 UTC  

>tfw no one drives the Swede

2017-11-19 19:10:48 UTC  

no one wants a somolis sloppy seconds

2017-11-19 19:10:52 UTC  

My previous job was cleaning rental cars, so I got to see/drive a lot of cars. As far as "Luxury" cars go, my totally subjective hierarchy is: BMW>Cadillac>Infinity

2017-11-19 19:10:57 UTC  

@johnfrum the newest Skoda (Euro car) actually disables 2 out of 4 cylinders when not in heavy use

2017-11-19 19:11:12 UTC  

@johnfrum I-I'm buying one tho

2017-11-19 19:11:19 UTC  

cucked the car

2017-11-19 19:11:30 UTC  

Cadillacs have their seats mounted way too fucking low, so you feel like your ass is scraping the pavement while you're driving

2017-11-19 19:12:21 UTC  

Oh, and lads: If your car has an "auto brake' feature to prevent collisions, turn it the fuck off. It's cancerous

2017-11-19 19:20:01 UTC  

AHAHAH

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/381886349718061057/125855887877216107383_hongda-1.png

2017-11-19 19:20:03 UTC  

bootleg Hondas

2017-11-19 19:22:47 UTC  

That needs to have a Spurdo sticker on it <:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-11-19 19:31:34 UTC  

@Deleted User nice knife

2017-11-19 19:32:51 UTC  

Maybe i should buy one

2017-11-19 19:32:59 UTC  

I need new mora anyways

2017-11-19 19:35:10 UTC  

what a neat little thing

2017-11-19 19:35:39 UTC  

that knife is tempting, but I already have so many. Especially with that sheeps feet profile

2017-11-19 19:38:11 UTC  

sheep's foot is gayest profile

2017-11-19 19:40:16 UTC  

hi

2017-11-19 19:40:39 UTC  

sheep's foot blade is for pussies -- just fucking stab something please

2017-11-19 19:40:39 UTC  

@Matthew how good are chink steels anyway?

2017-11-19 19:40:57 UTC  

I like the benchmade sheepsfoot kinda because it has a tip but eh i rather have a drop pt or something

2017-11-19 19:41:25 UTC  

hmm.

2017-11-19 19:41:29 UTC  

I think I broke chinkshit.xyz

2017-11-19 19:41:35 UTC  

by trying to access it in https

2017-11-19 19:41:53 UTC  

@Deleted User Your blade preference is not related to <#189466684938125312> , please move it to <#189467888657235970>

2017-11-19 19:42:06 UTC  

nvm it just doesnt accept https I guess

2017-11-19 19:42:12 UTC  

THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT 😭

2017-11-19 19:42:36 UTC  

Y-you! Talking about a WESTERN BLADE I SEE?!

2017-11-19 19:42:40 UTC  

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