Message from @Deleted User

Discord ID: 381883502708129806


2017-11-19 19:04:03 UTC  

>shilling a Prius
Turbo please

2017-11-19 19:04:18 UTC  

I am forced to do this because my car is even slower

2017-11-19 19:04:25 UTC  

This sounds dangerously close to Gun-grabbing logic...

2017-11-19 19:04:38 UTC  

I'd literally rather drive around in a fucking 35 year old Citroen than a brand new Prius

2017-11-19 19:04:40 UTC  

>tfw my car has an eco mode that makes it accelerate like a prius

2017-11-19 19:04:50 UTC  

I feel you, John

2017-11-19 19:04:53 UTC  

I drive a Kia Soul

2017-11-19 19:05:10 UTC  

The most soulless car there is

2017-11-19 19:05:10 UTC  

who /Volvo/ here

2017-11-19 19:05:13 UTC  

I don't even know what it does and haven't noticed anything coffee t regarding gas consumption

2017-11-19 19:05:23 UTC  

coffee

2017-11-19 19:05:27 UTC  

coffee

2017-11-19 19:05:30 UTC  

it makes coffee

2017-11-19 19:05:35 UTC  

just like the Tesla semi

2017-11-19 19:05:40 UTC  

@johnfrum hoe many cylinders does your coffeemachine have ?

2017-11-19 19:05:59 UTC  

I have a chink cig lighter coffee maker somewhere my attic

2017-11-19 19:06:31 UTC  

All the "eco" and "sport" modes on my Kia do is tighten/loosen the steering, and make it accellerate faster/slower. I doubt it affects mpg to any real appreciable degree

2017-11-19 19:07:04 UTC  

should look for it, was pretty neat. like a really shitty kurig machine a couple years before kurig.

2017-11-19 19:08:05 UTC  

Usually it limits revs and disables a cylinder

2017-11-19 19:08:18 UTC  

that sounds terrible for the car

2017-11-19 19:08:42 UTC  

Mweh

2017-11-19 19:08:45 UTC  

right? It's a good thing I've only put 3800 miles on my car in the year I've had it. bought it brand new

2017-11-19 19:08:57 UTC  

Bmw does it in bikes too

2017-11-19 19:09:03 UTC  

Probably other brands as well

2017-11-19 19:09:47 UTC  

>tfw no one drives the Swede

2017-11-19 19:10:48 UTC  

no one wants a somolis sloppy seconds

2017-11-19 19:10:52 UTC  

My previous job was cleaning rental cars, so I got to see/drive a lot of cars. As far as "Luxury" cars go, my totally subjective hierarchy is: BMW>Cadillac>Infinity

2017-11-19 19:10:57 UTC  

@johnfrum the newest Skoda (Euro car) actually disables 2 out of 4 cylinders when not in heavy use

2017-11-19 19:11:12 UTC  

@johnfrum I-I'm buying one tho

2017-11-19 19:11:19 UTC  

cucked the car

2017-11-19 19:11:30 UTC  

Cadillacs have their seats mounted way too fucking low, so you feel like your ass is scraping the pavement while you're driving

2017-11-19 19:12:21 UTC  

Oh, and lads: If your car has an "auto brake' feature to prevent collisions, turn it the fuck off. It's cancerous

2017-11-19 19:20:01 UTC  

AHAHAH

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/381886349718061057/125855887877216107383_hongda-1.png

2017-11-19 19:20:03 UTC  

bootleg Hondas

2017-11-19 19:22:47 UTC  

That needs to have a Spurdo sticker on it <:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-11-19 19:31:34 UTC  

@Deleted User nice knife

2017-11-19 19:32:51 UTC  

Maybe i should buy one

2017-11-19 19:32:59 UTC  

I need new mora anyways

2017-11-19 19:35:10 UTC  

what a neat little thing