VX nerve gas please

i was really concerned i was coughing the day i opened my first goibest package

@spaqin https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/189466684938125312/395553510508199937/IMG_20171227_132805.jpg?width=508&height=677

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/395553757259366410/IMG_20171227_132909.jpg

owo

so amazon really did it

it was the china smog in the package @Lefteris

please notice subtle cock ring on shork <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

:^)

chinks would definitely cut at that place

and eat the fin

yeah I was surprised the delivery made it through

its amazon tho

last tracking update from UPS was "arrival scan at cologne germany"

and then suddenly
knock knock open up the door it's memes

camera is fucking solid, love it

already put a screen protector on the display, updated FW, charged my extra batteries

I had all these accessories for like a year now, with no camera

ordered them back when I was sure I was gonna get the Yi 4K

but the local store kept fucking up so I took my money back instead

more like colon germany lol

<:benis:239668961011040257>

>please write us a detailed description of this package's contents

motherfucker

LMAOing at your life

@「sin」 dear please include semen sample with invoice 👌 <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

but seriously they want this every time customs stops a package

just say what it is

"graphics tablet for personal use"

can i write it in a passive aggressive tone

Contents: 1 (ONE) graphics tablet

Yeah, then they'll drop your package off loading dock in a passive aggressive tone

Oops, transit damage. Friend.

that's fine tbh

"it's a tablet you negroids" would be pushing it

https://www.gearbest.com/movies-tv-action-figures/pp_1512929.html

Contents: rectangular object with pen shaped object, presumably in a box with labeling.

>chinkshit ruskie dolls

What a time to be alive

contents: writey electro paper

@Tribit are you thinking what I'm thinking