Message from @Cole

Discord ID: 395639680055377931


2017-12-27 18:07:23 UTC  

but I cba

2017-12-27 18:07:33 UTC  

guys

2017-12-27 18:07:43 UTC  

my bluetooth speaker left customs earlier today <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-12-27 18:07:52 UTC  

but ali tracking is still stuck on "item dispatched"

2017-12-27 18:08:17 UTC  

if it arrives without tracking updating I'll just claim I never got it because the "standard shipping" was a fucking scam

2017-12-27 18:08:52 UTC  

if you jew chinks they will send you poison without second thoughts

2017-12-27 18:09:02 UTC  

hey cole did u get ur yi4k+

2017-12-27 18:09:07 UTC  

VX nerve gas please

2017-12-27 18:09:28 UTC  

i was really concerned i was coughing the day i opened my first goibest package

2017-12-27 18:09:52 UTC  

owo

2017-12-27 18:09:59 UTC  

so amazon really did it

2017-12-27 18:10:03 UTC  

it was the china smog in the package @Lefteris

2017-12-27 18:10:06 UTC  

please notice subtle cock ring on shork <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-12-27 18:10:11 UTC  

:^)

2017-12-27 18:10:25 UTC  

chinks would definitely cut at that place

2017-12-27 18:10:30 UTC  

and eat the fin

2017-12-27 18:10:38 UTC  

yeah I was surprised the delivery made it through

2017-12-27 18:10:48 UTC  

its amazon tho

2017-12-27 18:10:50 UTC  

last tracking update from UPS was "arrival scan at cologne germany"

2017-12-27 18:11:06 UTC  

and then suddenly
knock knock open up the door it's memes

2017-12-27 18:11:20 UTC  

camera is fucking solid, love it

2017-12-27 18:11:46 UTC  

already put a screen protector on the display, updated FW, charged my extra batteries

2017-12-27 18:11:56 UTC  

I had all these accessories for like a year now, with no camera

2017-12-27 18:12:06 UTC  

ordered them back when I was sure I was gonna get the Yi 4K

2017-12-27 18:12:16 UTC  

but the local store kept fucking up so I took my money back instead

2017-12-27 18:37:01 UTC  

more like colon germany lol

2017-12-27 18:39:37 UTC  

<:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-12-27 18:46:45 UTC  

>please write us a detailed description of this package's contents

2017-12-27 18:46:46 UTC  

motherfucker

2017-12-27 18:50:12 UTC  

LMAOing at your life

2017-12-27 18:57:03 UTC  

@「sin」 dear please include semen sample with invoice 👌 <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-12-27 18:57:28 UTC  

but seriously they want this every time customs stops a package

2017-12-27 18:57:41 UTC  

just say what it is

2017-12-27 18:57:50 UTC  

"graphics tablet for personal use"

2017-12-27 18:58:08 UTC  

can i write it in a passive aggressive tone

2017-12-27 18:58:30 UTC  

Contents: 1 (ONE) graphics tablet

2017-12-27 18:58:53 UTC  

Yeah, then they'll drop your package off loading dock in a passive aggressive tone

2017-12-27 18:59:13 UTC  

Oops, transit damage. Friend.

2017-12-27 18:59:22 UTC  

that's fine tbh