Message from @Cole

Discord ID: 395652641465565194


2017-12-27 18:12:16 UTC  

but the local store kept fucking up so I took my money back instead

2017-12-27 18:37:01 UTC  

more like colon germany lol

2017-12-27 18:39:37 UTC  

<:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-12-27 18:46:45 UTC  

>please write us a detailed description of this package's contents

2017-12-27 18:46:46 UTC  

motherfucker

2017-12-27 18:50:12 UTC  

LMAOing at your life

2017-12-27 18:57:03 UTC  

@「sin」 dear please include semen sample with invoice 👌 <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-12-27 18:57:28 UTC  

but seriously they want this every time customs stops a package

2017-12-27 18:57:41 UTC  

just say what it is

2017-12-27 18:57:50 UTC  

"graphics tablet for personal use"

2017-12-27 18:58:08 UTC  

can i write it in a passive aggressive tone

2017-12-27 18:58:30 UTC  

Contents: 1 (ONE) graphics tablet

2017-12-27 18:58:53 UTC  

Yeah, then they'll drop your package off loading dock in a passive aggressive tone

2017-12-27 18:59:13 UTC  

Oops, transit damage. Friend.

2017-12-27 18:59:22 UTC  

that's fine tbh

2017-12-27 18:59:38 UTC  

"it's a tablet you negroids" would be pushing it

2017-12-27 19:01:14 UTC  

Contents: rectangular object with pen shaped object, presumably in a box with labeling.

2017-12-27 19:02:02 UTC  

>chinkshit ruskie dolls

2017-12-27 19:02:09 UTC  

What a time to be alive

2017-12-27 19:02:20 UTC  

contents: writey electro paper

2017-12-27 19:02:42 UTC  

@Tribit are you thinking what I'm thinking

2017-12-27 19:02:52 UTC  

Butt stuff?

2017-12-27 19:02:58 UTC  

Butt stuff.

2017-12-27 19:03:20 UTC  

>butt stuff
Reddit out pls

2017-12-27 19:03:49 UTC  

@Mglv here's a downboat ⬇

2017-12-27 19:04:47 UTC  

literally toxic community where's my safe space

2017-12-27 19:10:08 UTC  

I got a shaving apron and some foam tips in the mail today. 👍🏿

2017-12-27 19:10:17 UTC  

Still no sign of the feckin ZS6 bastards.

2017-12-27 19:12:42 UTC  

does anyone know how to stop meizu from killing telegram notifications

2017-12-27 19:12:54 UTC  

flyme is such a piece of shit

2017-12-27 19:18:15 UTC  

stop using meizu <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-12-27 19:20:23 UTC  

@kontroll >euros are ashamed of wearing bibs so they call it shaving aprons

2017-12-27 19:20:32 UTC  

<:shiggy:232792354610872320>

2017-12-27 19:24:01 UTC  

>shaving apron

2017-12-27 19:24:03 UTC  

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2017-12-27 19:24:27 UTC  

is this the early 19th century

2017-12-27 19:24:36 UTC  

just get an electric shaver lmao

2017-12-27 19:25:02 UTC  

I wonder if the Xiaomi shaver is on discount somewhere yet

2017-12-27 19:25:07 UTC  

I miss Comfy.

2017-12-27 19:26:53 UTC  

@Cole It's FOR electric shavers.