Message from @asdfqwer
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小妹妹 which sounds like "xiao meme" means "little sister" or in slang "pussy" btw.
I just ordered myself a A1 pussy on Ali Express
buying from chinks
"k
we will deliver now :)
hold on pls"
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pls
all of my goybest purchases entered my country and were cleared by customs december 16, at the lastest
no sign of them ever since
i think i got MAIL'D
i dont like this full screen meme
forcing the scanner to be placed at the back
back scanner master race
hey, this was a random thought in my head, but does anyone know of good chink cheap spy recorders or something? like embedded in pens or something?
mod+4k+ only 400, that is really good quality for that price range
... then again i guess that'd be setting myself up for the chinese government to spy on me, but still
黑 猫 白 猫,能 捉 到 老 鼠 就 是 好 猫
still waiting on Mi Max 3 to upgrade tbh
unless they fuck that up
if so I'll try to snag a Mi Mix 1 256gb
ive broken 2 already because i piss myself when i get too drunk
You piss on your phone... ?
i pass out with it in my pocket
i mean the obvious solution is to drink less but i cant predict relaps
legend
wtf
imagine getting fucked up enough that you destroy enough phones by pissing on them that you have to consider getting a waterproof one as a solution to the obvious problem
The obvious problem is that i have no phone heehee
spare phone but its a hassle to use
dip your phone in nail polish
or keep it in a small plastic bag when you go out partying or you drink yourself into a stupor in the comfort of your own home
like one of dem bad boys
is the nailpolish thing a meme
or is there any way to bring it back to life from water damage
i was under the impresison it was always dead
if that happens
"idiot, why does your phone smell of piss?"
that must be an interesting conversation
hey guys, you know where to get gaming chairs for cheap?