Message from @Lynxoid

Discord ID: 399017590871162882


2018-01-05 22:16:32 UTC  

@Julian it's fine chinkies are slow to ship

2018-01-05 23:26:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/398980487751663617/DSw7LbbWkAE2yJ4.png

2018-01-05 23:26:06 UTC  

redmi note 5 render leak xd

2018-01-05 23:28:22 UTC  

Camera looks as terrible as ever

2018-01-05 23:33:22 UTC  

@z3rk this beter not be another side grade

2018-01-05 23:34:34 UTC  

小妹妹 which sounds like "xiao meme" means "little sister" or in slang "pussy" btw.

I just ordered myself a A1 pussy on Ali Express

2018-01-05 23:39:33 UTC  

buying from chinks

2018-01-05 23:39:36 UTC  

"k
we will deliver now :)
hold on pls"

2018-01-05 23:39:54 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-01-05 23:40:50 UTC  

pls

2018-01-05 23:48:39 UTC  

all of my goybest purchases entered my country and were cleared by customs december 16, at the lastest

2018-01-05 23:48:45 UTC  

no sign of them ever since

2018-01-05 23:48:59 UTC  

i think i got MAIL'D

2018-01-06 00:04:18 UTC  

i dont like this full screen meme

2018-01-06 00:04:30 UTC  

forcing the scanner to be placed at the back

2018-01-06 00:09:05 UTC  

back scanner master race

2018-01-06 00:43:43 UTC  

hey, this was a random thought in my head, but does anyone know of good chink cheap spy recorders or something? like embedded in pens or something?

2018-01-06 00:43:47 UTC  

mod+4k+ only 400, that is really good quality for that price range

2018-01-06 00:44:00 UTC  

... then again i guess that'd be setting myself up for the chinese government to spy on me, but still

2018-01-06 01:53:27 UTC  

黑 猫 白 猫,能 捉 到 老 鼠 就 是 好 猫

2018-01-06 01:55:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/399018159405006850/431.png

2018-01-06 02:12:27 UTC  

still waiting on Mi Max 3 to upgrade tbh

2018-01-06 02:12:32 UTC  

unless they fuck that up

2018-01-06 02:12:51 UTC  

if so I'll try to snag a Mi Mix 1 256gb

2018-01-06 02:52:51 UTC  

are any of the new xaomi phones waterproof?

2018-01-06 02:53:23 UTC  

ive broken 2 already because i piss myself when i get too drunk

2018-01-06 02:55:23 UTC  

You piss on your phone... ?

2018-01-06 02:56:25 UTC  

i pass out with it in my pocket

2018-01-06 02:57:48 UTC  

i mean the obvious solution is to drink less but i cant predict relaps

2018-01-06 02:58:26 UTC  

legend

2018-01-06 02:58:33 UTC  

wtf

2018-01-06 02:59:39 UTC  

imagine getting fucked up enough that you destroy enough phones by pissing on them that you have to consider getting a waterproof one as a solution to the obvious problem

2018-01-06 03:03:21 UTC  

The obvious problem is that i have no phone heehee

2018-01-06 03:03:41 UTC  

spare phone but its a hassle to use

2018-01-06 03:05:36 UTC  

dip your phone in nail polish

2018-01-06 03:08:55 UTC  

or keep it in a small plastic bag when you go out partying or you drink yourself into a stupor in the comfort of your own home

2018-01-06 03:10:04 UTC  

like one of dem bad boys

2018-01-06 03:11:15 UTC  

is the nailpolish thing a meme

2018-01-06 03:11:30 UTC  

or is there any way to bring it back to life from water damage