"Heh, I only drink REAL coffee, not that corporate garbage! <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162> "

Says the fatass loading his coffee with 10,000 calories to survive another shift of federal burger flipping

Only the most gourmet of beanwater for me!

I actually don't like coffee at all. I drink the sugar free rockstar.

3+ a day

I'm gonna die

At least you're part of a /sip/ meme

@Matthew lmao I drink trash random supermarket coffee

I'm not a coffee connoisseur

but starbucks is coffee flavored drinks at best

"federal burger flipping" sounds honorable

Chink /sips/ when????

I have the honor of feeding REAL AMERICAN HEROES ™

@fedora when you can afford a gross ton of it

@Cole I can recommend Dallmayr prodomo

Don't you mean a kilometer @johnfrum#8811

@Matthew do you get a star for that

@Cole no, just a higher than average paycheck and stupidly good benefits

such as free burgers <:benis:239668961011040257>

And a free gym, and 2 months worth of leave every year

funny enough starbucks drip coffee would be better than your your supermarket stuff

I would buy sips from china

Espresso is impossible to fuck up; if you get an espressonated-anything from Starby's you're still getting, you know, actual coffee

Surprise

@bole#0945 but nobody buys that (here), anyway. Everyone goes to starbucks for the vanilla soy decaf grape vegan latte

@bole

Hey

we all have dumb bullshit we spend our money on

I'm new to this whole sketchy Chinese products thing

Should I buy a Goophone?

@fedora too heavy to be worth it, sadly enough

@Ganpo Dadi (贛鄱大地) Xiaomi phones are generally a safer purchase

Xaomi is more reputable, I'd agree

But their phones have only a passing resemblance to an iPhone

They're not flagrant clones

I'd avoid MIUI like the plague after a read through the EULA agreement

'ree'

rt I'm almost certainly going to buy a V20 on eBay for $260

The Mi A1 in red looks nice enough for most people I'd say, and doesn't have shitty Mediatek processor

>removable battery
>IR universal remote
>Integrated DAC
>decent camera and microphone setup

The only qualm I have with the V20 is LG's horrible software, but you can update that manually, yeh?