You aren't gonna get a fucking thing, m8, and it's pure niggardry trying to extort them

>tfw didn't fall for the smartwatch meme so don't need to worry about any of my watches burning me
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At the very least he'll get a new watch or a refund and niggerdy would be to talk to the first lawyer with a -stein after his name and get bilked out of money when he takes it and runs

Yeah, Samsung hears this story all the time, you're probably getting a replacement and an accessory, but no sense not trying, they did hurt you. Just don't try in a dumb way, and don't expect anything crazy, you have a minor burn somewhere that doesn't affect anything and probably won't even scar.

once you get the new watch

start spreading word about the injury on social media

we'll upboat you

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They'll probably ask him to agree to an NDA if they give him anything

https://www.notebookcheck.net/Samsung-requires-man-to-sign-NDA-before-replacing-faulty-phone.209538.0.html

oh wow

they actually do this

ahahaha

The NDA is his only bargaining power. They don't need more news articles like that.

If they give me a Gear S3 frontier I'd be happy af

Always wanted that

Who would've thought. Some nerd who can't even remember to take his watch off before bed can't outwit a multi-billion dollar company

I don't think they make the Gear Fit 1 anymore

You're meant to wear it to sleep if you want to use the sleep tracker

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Is it still under warranty?

idk

I'll find out soon

What does sleep tracker even tell you?

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if ur asleep

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040> impressive

tells you your sleep quality

Hmm, if I wake up feeling good then I think I know the quality was satisfying

How long you spent in light sleep, deep sleep, how much you roll around, motionless sleep amount, how many calories you burned in your sleep

That sorta stuff

Basically a gimmick

>it's a gimmick to know how well you slept

I can't sleep with anything else that f91w tbh, it's so thin and light

It is, you can feel if you slept well or not

If you wake up feeling like shit but look at your watch and see high sleep quality, who are you gonna believe? Yourself or watch?

hmm yes because the first thing I think of when I wake up is "I sure enjoyed burning 200 calories with my 59 minutes of restlessness and spenting 2 hours in REM sleep"

You don't need to know that kind of shit, my man. You burn next to no calories in sleep and who cares if you slept 2 or 3 hours in deep sleep

I care

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If you wake up it shows that you were awake for that period