Even small injuries can lead to a suit, granted your lawyer will pocket a good chunk of any settlement but its a headache even for a company as large as samsung.

Especially anything that would go to trial, EVERYONE has heard that Samsung's devices explode.

The washing machines weren't a few issues, it was a recall as well.

I'mma be like "give me a samsung QLED 4k smart tv right now pls"

I gotta wait for a call back now because I missed the call

make sure to whine and complain

and imply lawsuits

Eh, careful with that route. Most companies, when you mention lawsuits, they cease talking to you, and will only communicate via the lawyers.

I'll just say "look it's burned my skin but if you compensate me for the damage I'll be happy to settle without this being in a public court in the spotlight" and mention how neither of us want that

Neal just posted his MF04 group buy. Worse than the BLF one, oddly. $159 for the first 80, $169 until 381, $179 above that. I think the BLF one was $149 for the first 100, then $159 for the rest. But maybe I got in the first 100?

@Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor Don't say court. And I wouldn't make demands, I would just tell them that it damaged you, and ask how they would like to settle the matter. Not a settlement, that's a law thing, just how to settle it. If they aren't helpful, maybe offer to sign a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) if they're willing to resolve it satisfactorily.

You got the upper hand. Well, the upper wrist. See what they'll offer, you can always decline. Take good photos.

If they don't resolve it, escalate appropriately, but don't delay either.

You aren't gonna get a fucking thing, m8, and it's pure niggardry trying to extort them

>tfw didn't fall for the smartwatch meme so don't need to worry about any of my watches burning me
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At the very least he'll get a new watch or a refund and niggerdy would be to talk to the first lawyer with a -stein after his name and get bilked out of money when he takes it and runs

Yeah, Samsung hears this story all the time, you're probably getting a replacement and an accessory, but no sense not trying, they did hurt you. Just don't try in a dumb way, and don't expect anything crazy, you have a minor burn somewhere that doesn't affect anything and probably won't even scar.

once you get the new watch

start spreading word about the injury on social media

we'll upboat you

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They'll probably ask him to agree to an NDA if they give him anything

https://www.notebookcheck.net/Samsung-requires-man-to-sign-NDA-before-replacing-faulty-phone.209538.0.html

oh wow

they actually do this

ahahaha

The NDA is his only bargaining power. They don't need more news articles like that.

If they give me a Gear S3 frontier I'd be happy af

Always wanted that

Who would've thought. Some nerd who can't even remember to take his watch off before bed can't outwit a multi-billion dollar company

I don't think they make the Gear Fit 1 anymore

You're meant to wear it to sleep if you want to use the sleep tracker

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Is it still under warranty?

idk

I'll find out soon

What does sleep tracker even tell you?

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if ur asleep

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tells you your sleep quality