@porco tell those Melvins to get bent

And as far as mechs being universally loud... don't bottom out, and they're suddenly a ton quieter.

Or just type like a gorilla and make the office sound like drum fire.

get rings

When you go full typing speed, you don't just not bottom out

Depends entirely on how you're used to typing.

@porco <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I'd just keep using the Model M and find a new job

You have to smash the keyboard

What's the important thing here?

Sadly I do smash the keyboard.

I go full speed and bottom out every night

Poor beast.

Well, every other.

Well. When she feels like it.

To be fair, I can totally understand people being bothered by a model m

They're probably really jelly that they don't have one

And so they want me to stop using it

Can't have these people ruining your `workflow`

loud keyboards are bad

tbh they are prettyn oisy

Brainlet coworkers don't understand how to leverage this

if you want super quiet and can spend $$$$$$$$

go topre

lol

I can't spend $$$, office imposed custom keyboard budget is 40 €, everything above has to be paid by oneself

>mechanicals are better!
> get one for everyone
>mechanicals are loud!
>everyone gets to wear headphones while they work now

or just get a membrane kb /s

@c0mpl3xy die

Get the thinkpad USB keyboard

`:^)`

<:chink:323022148870602752>

get the lg rolly

@Matthew You forgot to tell ben to die when he suggested membrane.

just me

I like ben

I don't know this guy

owo

That's a fair point.

we can change that

@c0mpl3xy 😁 I'm not a gentle lover