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Discord ID: 517585299396886549


2018-11-29 03:45:30 UTC  

for gaming

2018-11-29 03:45:50 UTC  

Back in my day one button was more than enough

2018-11-29 04:30:46 UTC  

still none of this shit has arrived

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/517558014891261953/unknown.png

2018-11-29 04:31:05 UTC  

"With courier for delivery" my ass

2018-11-29 04:31:48 UTC  

tauranga

2018-11-29 04:31:57 UTC  

Make sure the courier isnt shot in the head

2018-11-29 04:32:05 UTC  

Oh yeah

2018-11-29 04:32:11 UTC  

Cause they broke my laptop last time

2018-11-29 04:32:13 UTC  

Fucks sake

2018-11-29 05:33:34 UTC  

fuck yall NZ Post

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/517573818835927040/unknown.png

2018-11-29 05:57:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/517579930650017792/IMG_20181128_160147__01.jpg

2018-11-29 05:57:59 UTC  

Ebin bags arrived yesterday

2018-11-29 05:59:09 UTC  

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2018-11-29 06:06:19 UTC  

oh hell yeah

2018-11-29 06:06:23 UTC  

that looks awful

2018-11-29 06:07:02 UTC  

So it's been 20 days since the shipping tracker said "Shipment arrived at destination country." and my package hasn't arrived

2018-11-29 06:07:06 UTC  

wtf do i do

2018-11-29 06:07:15 UTC  

Did you check at post office?

2018-11-29 06:08:08 UTC  

Happened to me once, package was at post office until it got sent back to chinks but I didn't know because I didn't get any information that I could pick it up

2018-11-29 06:09:08 UTC  

Hmm weird, guess it's worth a shot

2018-11-29 06:19:11 UTC  

@Millwood nah we do depots with courier deliveries

2018-11-29 06:20:00 UTC  

Nice

2018-11-29 07:27:07 UTC  

Chinese 1/2" sockets: How terrible of an idea is it?

2018-11-29 07:27:32 UTC  

Nicer looking ones, ones that look like they've put an effort into the fit and finish.

2018-11-29 07:27:37 UTC  

Don't buy sex toys made for the Chinese.

2018-11-29 07:27:46 UTC  

I

2018-11-29 07:27:48 UTC  

Wat

2018-11-29 07:27:52 UTC  

🥁

2018-11-29 07:28:23 UTC  

See, joke is that chinks have tiny peckers.

2018-11-29 07:29:04 UTC  

So when you said "half-inch socket", I repurposed that to be describing a Chinese fleshlight, made for Chinese penises. Understand?

2018-11-29 07:35:14 UTC  

wow

2018-11-29 07:35:20 UTC  

they usually have 4'

2018-11-29 07:35:23 UTC  

not 1/2"...

2018-11-29 07:35:26 UTC  

4"*

2018-11-29 07:36:22 UTC  

I have not researched enough to participate in this part of the discussion, I will defer to Matthew's expertise on the Asian penis.

2018-11-29 07:37:50 UTC  

I'm an expert don't worry i see it every day

2018-11-29 07:37:53 UTC  

i just have to look down 😃

2018-11-29 08:20:43 UTC  

my parents are back from china

2018-11-29 08:20:49 UTC  

and they got me a xiaomi toilet paper holder

2018-11-29 08:20:54 UTC  

and a soap holder

2018-11-29 08:25:58 UTC  

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