lol

Before you other weirdoes ask yes I do exist only to annoy Sergio with my awful terrible British food.

I'm Canadian, I guarantee our food is worse

On the other hand adding apricot jam, tomatoes and onions to chorizo actually worked as a pasta sauce.

benedict i am very ready for bunga bunga

The only thing we have is Poutine and that's French so it doesn't count

pls give me a psalm or something

Dude

Just read Psalms

It's all poetry anyhow

Don't make someone else do your legwork

Are there fuckpsalms or something.

@Sergio Bosque - Song of Solomon would be the what you're looking for.

Also goddamn do I have to find my bible (by which I mean go back down the M4 for a while) just to quote things at you.

Eh... there are parts of psalms that, IIRC are pretty much just Solomon waxing poetic about sex.

Goddamn it Solomon.

The man had hundreds of concubines

You do demonic shit then get to this.

Fuck's sake.

Petition for biblical figures to stick to defeating demons and committing mass murder pls.

@Sétanta, not really. The Song of Solomon is about the love of God. He just uses the love of a man and woman as a metaphor for it.

I mean, that's certainly an interpretation

i'm down for any interpretations of the bible that lead to me laughing manically about how the bible is just about sex in front of Jehovah's witnesses.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/328901988756750337/493097345731526676/333bc4d.jpg

Also apricot jam improved my pasta sauce.

Ezekiel 23:20 is pretty good for that, @大魔女ラムダデルタ

Thanks.

song of solomon

i'll look at that

thank you man

i owe you one

They all use the King James, so it probably wouldn't work. Damn.

I used to argue a lot with Christians back in the day

Now instead of arguing with them, I'm siding with them to argue against Communists

Oh how the times change

same

Thank goodness my University's Socialist Society is chill enough to not bother people.

article 13 compliant meme:
legolas and gimli face off an army of orcs. Legolas is labeled 'christians', gimli is labeled 'liberalists'. Gimli says: i never thought i would die side by side with a christian'. Legolas: what about a friend?. Gimli: aye, that sounds right. Camera points to the orcs, who bear red flags

yes this

I thought that said 'canada points to the orcs, who bear red flags'

They t h i c c with f a c t s and l o d g i c