Message from @Themop

Discord ID: 549758057987440641


2019-02-25 23:02:21 UTC  

ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch aye jay kay elemeno pee queue ar ess tea you vee dubble you exs why zed

2019-02-25 23:02:36 UTC  

This autism's killing me
Next time please don't make me ree.

2019-02-25 23:10:34 UTC  

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2019-02-25 23:14:09 UTC  

The Marxist–Leninist Party of the Netherlands (Dutch: Marxistisch-Leninistische Partij Nederland or MLPN) was a fake pro-China communist party in the Netherlands set up by the Dutch secret service BVD to develop contacts with the Chinese government for espionage purposes. The MPLN existed from 1968 to the early 1990s and was led throughout its existence by Pieter Boevé, who used the pseudonym Chris Petersen.
It never had more than a dozen real members, none of whom were aware of its actual purpose.<:Dutch_Merchant:426422041562972160>

2019-02-25 23:27:37 UTC  

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2019-02-25 23:28:07 UTC  

agender isn't on there reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2019-02-25 23:33:39 UTC  

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2019-02-25 23:34:03 UTC  

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2019-02-25 23:34:18 UTC  

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2019-02-26 00:18:40 UTC  

*grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan*

2019-02-26 00:29:16 UTC  

foaks fox

2019-02-26 00:29:40 UTC  

fowks focks

2019-02-26 00:36:44 UTC  

ram ranch is on genius

2019-02-26 00:38:09 UTC  

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2019-02-26 00:39:13 UTC  

me irl

2019-02-26 00:52:06 UTC  

"I wish LP was my dad" - Sigma, 26th February 2k19 00:51am

2019-02-26 00:58:52 UTC  

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2019-02-26 01:02:15 UTC  

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2019-02-26 01:02:22 UTC  
2019-02-26 01:02:50 UTC  

stop

2019-02-26 01:02:51 UTC  

stop

2019-02-26 01:02:55 UTC  

stop

2019-02-26 01:03:42 UTC  

no more spider\

2019-02-26 01:03:49 UTC  

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2019-02-26 01:03:51 UTC  

this is cyber bo=ully

2019-02-26 01:03:53 UTC  

NO
NO

2019-02-26 01:03:54 UTC  

NO\

2019-02-26 01:04:02 UTC  

BLOCKED

2019-02-26 01:04:09 UTC  

NO MORE POEMS|

2019-02-26 01:04:23 UTC  

I can live with that

2019-02-26 01:04:39 UTC  

ouch my heart : (

2019-02-26 01:04:56 UTC  

my poor fragile innards

2019-02-26 01:05:34 UTC  

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2019-02-26 01:06:27 UTC  

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2019-02-26 01:06:55 UTC  

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2019-02-26 01:08:21 UTC  

thank you mop

2019-02-26 01:08:28 UTC  

danny devito is my father

2019-02-26 01:08:55 UTC  

Looking for the hottest, solid fingers around
Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.

Hello lads!

I'm an articulate kinda geeza, who likes nothing more than writing with the right man (or men, if I'm lucky - wink wink!).

The first thing people usually notice about me is my down to earth personality, closly followed by my smashing feet. You may find yourself awed by the callibre of my feet and legs. I will be sure to bring myself well-oiled to our date, so that you can appreciate my body to its full.

I work as a lawyer, helping customers. This allows me to exercise my skills: painting and fixing cars. Dating me will be a little like dating royalty. I once saw J.K. Rowling getting off a bus, and the paparazzi have been after me ever since. We'd better keep your kit on out of doors!

My life goals include:
Fight a dragon
get jiggy with you
Have a three-way date
Become the best lawyer I can be
Help all the customers in the world
If you're the right man for me, you'll be smart and giving. You won't be afraid to laugh and will have a healthy respect for cars.

My ideal date would involve socialising in a hotel room in London with a brown man by my side. While we're there, I lick your solid fingers and imagine retelling the occasion to my mates.

I promise I'll turn up to our date looking good and smelling amazing. You'll have no personal hygene worries, and I hope I'll be able to say the same about you.

When you play The Game Of Love, you win or you die.

Light me fire, babe

Kiwimorgs