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!play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51LCDj6xpjU

tinyrembo is adorable

You are drawing instead of revising!!! Reeeeeee

I want a coat that screams "rob me" in a country infamous for murders.

That will go nicely with a $2000 rug

I would gladly replace my whole wardrobe with stalto memorabilia

@Σ.

at one point it was an ogr-E

prostate the masses

chonker

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rubbish!

STRONK

@AmericanRaven

!p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO_PL3V1c4Y

legitimately when it is not Christmas, turkey and goose are some of the cheapest meats you can get... near Xmas though.... hoo boy

I once hit a pheasant with a car, makes a right mess

it's cheap when you hit it with a car

I come from a family of people who poached to make ends meet. I have no problem with petty crime.

IT mafia is going to track him down

that's why

you either die from an aneurysm helping out the arseholes, or you work long enough to become the arsehole yourself

sad

the world is so full of delicious edible living things... why restrict yourself?

my GP now has a sign on the door saying you have three minutes to explain only **one** problem

spinal rocking feels really good when your back is like that

that's exactly what a double agent would say...

I'm just grabbing a mic

Antarctic Penguin Alliance now

fuck, I love bargain hunt

uk tenners have braille on them

that's bollocks we do

You have made the queen sad, jorick

they all say how much they are worth

you mean these ones also in circulation?

penny is singular

I don't know, I know more about pre-decimalisation coins because they were badass

If you hold a crown or half crown in your hand you feel like you could buy a horse with it

yes we could, **bring out the farthings**

come on out threpny joys!

cant have people overcharge you if they don't understand your currency

if tha wont prepared for the upkeep of doggerland, that's what you get

chatting shite, ah cunt be bothered if tha's flummoxed b'it

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you're fine it's all good

ELIZA IS INSINUATING I HAVE THE BIG GAY

Eliza is shit when it comes to the real problems in life

yeetus that foetus

Hellstorme you are wrong, fresh water is better

snow infamously slows down the great parcel migration

unrelated but everytime I read prolifer, it read it as in the beginning of proliferate

You're not a real gamer if you didn't beat

Have 20 kids, abort all of them to assert dominance over the next generation.

Pikes in my front garden, actually

gotta keep the gypsies from entering your house and attempting to kill you with a screwdriver

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I need. I need it.

snOHH

swim through it

backstroke or nothing

no.

no.

also no.

It's poor life choices with a side of depression

arguably worse

put some fucking socks on you degenerate

London does not have enough treaties

We need to start more wars so we can get more

we gave them paper and the ungrateful buggers revolted!

I am still reeing from that comment earlier @Liberty's Boot

how *dare* you make me this salty

eight hours is a nap

you punched a rock?

who won?

stop touching the rocks

>you lost

> *oh no we weren't even really trying or anything*

spain stronk

now say "pray for mercy from puss... in boots"

bring out the pikes!

well done Brazilians, now you are allowed to sleep

he's such a character

@Hellstorme it is Gulda, get it right m8

It's more the experiment to deep fry *anything*, than the practical day-to-day applications that America partakes in

chips and gravy - nowt more, nowt less

the official food of a neet ont town

peak cuisine

toast sandwich

mmmmmmmmmmm

that's a fucking scotch egg m8 you lunatic

freeze a tube of toothpaste for instant mints

Stalto: "Here's a pizza I like:"

@Emile Borovich are they quail eggs or fancy mini eggs?

that looks pretty good actually