Message from @Themop
Discord ID: 549759117795786786
me irl
"I wish LP was my dad" - Sigma, 26th February 2k19 00:51am
stop
stop
stop
no more spider\
this is cyber bo=ully
NO
NO
NO\
BLOCKED
NO MORE POEMS|
I can live with that
ouch my heart : (
my poor fragile innards
thank you mop
danny devito is my father
Looking for the hottest, solid fingers around
Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.
Hello lads!
I'm an articulate kinda geeza, who likes nothing more than writing with the right man (or men, if I'm lucky - wink wink!).
The first thing people usually notice about me is my down to earth personality, closly followed by my smashing feet. You may find yourself awed by the callibre of my feet and legs. I will be sure to bring myself well-oiled to our date, so that you can appreciate my body to its full.
I work as a lawyer, helping customers. This allows me to exercise my skills: painting and fixing cars. Dating me will be a little like dating royalty. I once saw J.K. Rowling getting off a bus, and the paparazzi have been after me ever since. We'd better keep your kit on out of doors!
My life goals include:
Fight a dragon
get jiggy with you
Have a three-way date
Become the best lawyer I can be
Help all the customers in the world
If you're the right man for me, you'll be smart and giving. You won't be afraid to laugh and will have a healthy respect for cars.
My ideal date would involve socialising in a hotel room in London with a brown man by my side. While we're there, I lick your solid fingers and imagine retelling the occasion to my mates.
I promise I'll turn up to our date looking good and smelling amazing. You'll have no personal hygene worries, and I hope I'll be able to say the same about you.
When you play The Game Of Love, you win or you die.
Light me fire, babe
Kiwimorgs
my status as chief poet of the lia is being challenged
*sweats*
i write what i feel.
laquel les voix dans ma tete me disent
sigma you are strange
viking simulator
TRAIN
YES
the furries are sexual deviants?
wha