Message from @Chancellor

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2017-02-10 09:12:22 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY

I've heard a story that the Australian army plays this to every new recruit, I would believe it.

2017-02-10 09:12:58 UTC  

We were more suited to forest combat than most, and our section of nam was a bit more peaceful.

Of course the US dropped 10 times the amount of agent orange on us for some dumbfuck reason.

2017-02-10 09:13:41 UTC  

Nam ended, we didn't have as much of a hippie movement but it reached here.

2017-02-10 09:14:15 UTC  

Some red scare was present, nothing mccarthy level but the Labor party (Union backed socialist party) was under suspicion for most of the cold war.

2017-02-10 09:14:42 UTC  

During WW2 we mostly just ruined the Japanese, captured Papua new guinnea then left when asked nicely, letting indonesia move in.

2017-02-10 09:15:25 UTC  

Which I guess brings us to the modern day:

Communism has faded, Australia was at peace, Indonesia was easy to ignore, and new zealand was nice enough.

2017-02-10 09:15:53 UTC  

And then the 21st century started.

2017-02-10 09:16:17 UTC  

Well, you know what happened there, 9/11, islamic terrorism, radicalization of the left.

2017-02-10 09:16:22 UTC  

We have a far right candidate.

2017-02-10 09:16:55 UTC  

http://www.woroni.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/476594-pauline-hanson.jpg
She's a bit of an idiot, No farage, trump or Le Pen.

2017-02-10 09:17:27 UTC  

Red hair women, not even once.

2017-02-10 09:17:41 UTC  

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/8a3def6e61416cfb2e5b98aad5e64c9f

Here's a picture of her with a Halal Vegemite.

2017-02-10 09:17:50 UTC  

Just asking for trouble

2017-02-10 09:17:51 UTC  

FUCK WE LEARNED THAT LESSON

2017-02-10 09:18:16 UTC  
2017-02-10 09:18:22 UTC  

Bringing us to the modern political paradigm.

2017-02-10 09:18:27 UTC  

5 Prime ministers in 5 years.

2017-02-10 09:19:04 UTC  

@THE IRON KENYAN Fuck yeah.

2017-02-10 09:19:29 UTC  

@THE IRON KENYAN Tfw hotep and alt right join forces to fight the cucks

2017-02-10 09:19:30 UTC  

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IaIu22H-jSg/UKV8b_zfRvI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/T5RGNLi-MGw/s1600/Rudd-Standard.jpg This guy got voted in but due to our parliamentary system was replaced by gillard by the party when he had %60 approval ratings.

2017-02-10 09:19:47 UTC  

And then they kicked her out to put him back in charge just in time to lose the election to...

2017-02-10 09:20:46 UTC  

He's a swimmer so he gets points just for that

2017-02-10 09:20:50 UTC  

australians are so unbelievably hairy

2017-02-10 09:20:53 UTC  

its pretty unreal

2017-02-10 09:20:59 UTC  

Really though, he wasn't very good.
Stopped the boats... by putting all the refugees into offshore "Processing camps" which are honestly worse than sending them back where they came from.

2017-02-10 09:21:18 UTC  

That's another thing.

2017-02-10 09:21:23 UTC  

Italians just let them drown, based

2017-02-10 09:21:25 UTC  

Our refugees come by boats through indonesia.

2017-02-10 09:21:34 UTC  

We just left them out their at first.

2017-02-10 09:21:46 UTC  

Except they started throwing their fucking kids in the water in the sight of our coastguards.

2017-02-10 09:22:04 UTC  

Fucking anchor babies

2017-02-10 09:22:23 UTC  

Who throws their kids into an ocean to get into a country?

2017-02-10 09:22:33 UTC  

But yeah, he stopped the boats, said a buncha stupid things.

2017-02-10 09:22:45 UTC  

Muslims

2017-02-10 09:23:16 UTC  

No prompting ofr that either...

2017-02-10 09:23:31 UTC  

And so he got replaced by...

2017-02-10 09:24:00 UTC  
2017-02-10 09:24:25 UTC  

Given that he only has the job because the party tolerates him more than any other candidate he never ever does anything without getting fully party support.