Since i dont have a qt african gf to rub that ochre butter shit on me

Just kill them with your hands lmao

cover yourself in mud

Citronella

Boomer: "..... this is..... Its a..... I TELL YOU WHAT"
_Gardeners have officially been classified as a domestic terrorist group_

When you garden

Wonder if I mow the lawn 2 ft from the edge the state and (((hoa)) will let me let the middle go wild?

collecting rainwater? you mean committing a felony?

=^)

Based

http://nordicfoodlab.org/blog/2013/9/blood-and-egg

65g of blood can be a substitute for 1 egg in most cooking

blood pudding

Black pudding.

It's always been common to bleed cattle on long journeys

good mix for oats

also isnt blood measured in like

volumetrics

This is some half-orc approved shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYDXDGoutRg

wholesome too

Sweet

I love stuff like this

Pumpkins are coming in

Nice

My accidental gourds are doing fine

got some wild ones?

Idk

Inherited from my ex stepmother's grandpa

>tfw food

Yum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyjcJUGuFVg

For you preppers