Message from @U.N. Owen

Discord ID: 603299718344343573


2019-07-21 02:09:09 UTC  

or maybe there was no bear and it was just a moose

2019-07-21 02:09:50 UTC  

@Exquisite Corpse
there's another film similar to hatchet from the 90s about some kid, his dad and i think their friend go on a boat trip in northern canada and get washed ashore by a crazy storm

2019-07-21 02:10:01 UTC  

pretty sure they show a graphic scene of the water ripping the dad right from the boat windows

2019-07-21 02:10:23 UTC  

the main character was some Little Billy type and his gf made him a bunch of burnt ass cookies which ended up saving him, being so calorie dense

2019-07-21 02:10:32 UTC  

i think only the dog survived

2019-07-21 02:10:35 UTC  

besdies the kid

2019-07-21 13:02:55 UTC  

Whats a primiecore way to deal with mosquitos.

2019-07-21 13:03:20 UTC  

Since i dont have a qt african gf to rub that ochre butter shit on me

2019-07-21 13:23:45 UTC  

Just kill them with your hands lmao

2019-07-21 17:39:23 UTC  

cover yourself in mud

2019-07-21 22:31:08 UTC  

Citronella

2019-07-22 01:53:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550544488242741248/602679607703109652/unknown.png

2019-07-22 01:58:28 UTC  

Boomer: "..... this is..... Its a..... I TELL YOU WHAT"
_Gardeners have officially been classified as a domestic terrorist group_

2019-07-22 01:59:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550544488242741248/602681200972136458/D_3FbzPU8AA1qz3.jpg

2019-07-22 02:00:00 UTC  

When you garden

2019-07-22 02:07:57 UTC  

Wonder if I mow the lawn 2 ft from the edge the state and (((hoa)) will let me let the middle go wild?

2019-07-22 02:44:20 UTC  

collecting rainwater? you mean committing a felony?

2019-07-22 02:53:00 UTC  

=^)

2019-07-23 18:10:49 UTC  

Based

2019-07-23 18:57:41 UTC  

65g of blood can be a substitute for 1 egg in most cooking

2019-07-23 19:02:39 UTC  

blood pudding

2019-07-23 19:02:49 UTC  

Black pudding.

2019-07-23 19:02:51 UTC  

It's always been common to bleed cattle on long journeys

2019-07-23 19:02:57 UTC  

good mix for oats

2019-07-23 19:03:24 UTC  

also isnt blood measured in like

2019-07-23 19:03:25 UTC  

volumetrics

2019-07-23 19:04:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550544488242741248/603301357503381514/avatars-000568785975-i6n5oe-t500x500.jpg

2019-07-23 19:39:25 UTC  

This is some half-orc approved shit.

2019-07-23 19:58:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550544488242741248/603314926378811403/image0.jpg

2019-07-25 03:05:07 UTC  

wholesome too

2019-07-25 03:09:32 UTC  

Sweet

2019-07-25 03:09:39 UTC  

I love stuff like this

2019-07-25 03:10:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550544488242741248/603786000757424128/20190724_231012.png

2019-07-25 03:10:10 UTC  

Pumpkins are coming in

2019-07-25 03:45:39 UTC  

Nice

2019-07-25 03:45:49 UTC  

My accidental gourds are doing fine

2019-07-25 03:56:58 UTC  

got some wild ones?

2019-07-25 04:13:48 UTC  

Idk

2019-07-25 04:14:06 UTC  

Inherited from my ex stepmother's grandpa