Message from @baconandroid
Discord ID: 557743332328210433
I went to a pharmacy couple weeks ago and bought vaseline to use as a lube (feels better with a lube) and told the DUMB FUCKING CUNT that I need vaseline for MY LIPS. I asked her TWICE if I can use it for my lips because it was too cheap. There are apparently 3 types of vaseline:
Technical vaseline - stinks with kerosene, isn't clean, ISN'T MADE FOR SKIN USE
medical
And cosmetic
NOW GUESS WHICH ONE SHE GAVE ME. NOW GUESS WHAT I DID 40 MINUTES AGO
Then I smelled my hand (accidentally?) and the thing had a fairly strong kerosene odor. I was sooooooo pissed. Fucking cunt
>technical vaseline
Ew
You didnt realise?
I realized after smelling it
She knew
This is fat right
Hiding the stomach
Fucking normies liking landwhales
AHhaHaHahaha
So get a girl or increase your self-esteem?
Which one's best to break the cycle?
Stop masturbating
*not an option*
wtf am I watching
am I the cuck
shit
<:thegreatest:519750125304676352>
I aint clickin that but you should stop and just look at hot chicks
What
Talking to Bacon
I aint masturbating nigga
you're not making me
Good
Dont do it
nofap is the first step in establishing the white ethnostate
Any bjs?
no.
<:varg:531496271920496640>
howdy fellas
Epic
😉