Message from @baconandroid
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Which is why you need to hold your breath before you stop drop and roll
And it's also why the ANC used tires around peoples necks, as you'd be unable to escape the burning rubber
Which, when inhaled, will begin burning you from the inside as well
FUCK those niggers
>John Burak
<:kek:519747357076881408>
The spoiler in the name ruined it
I went to a pharmacy couple weeks ago and bought vaseline to use as a lube (feels better with a lube) and told the DUMB FUCKING CUNT that I need vaseline for MY LIPS. I asked her TWICE if I can use it for my lips because it was too cheap. There are apparently 3 types of vaseline:
Technical vaseline - stinks with kerosene, isn't clean, ISN'T MADE FOR SKIN USE
medical
And cosmetic
NOW GUESS WHICH ONE SHE GAVE ME. NOW GUESS WHAT I DID 40 MINUTES AGO
Then I smelled my hand (accidentally?) and the thing had a fairly strong kerosene odor. I was sooooooo pissed. Fucking cunt
>technical vaseline
Ew
You didnt realise?
I realized after smelling it
She knew
This is fat right
Hiding the stomach
Fucking normies liking landwhales
AHhaHaHahaha
So get a girl or increase your self-esteem?
Which one's best to break the cycle?
Stop masturbating
*not an option*
wtf am I watching
why am I watching this
am I the cuck
shit
<:thegreatest:519750125304676352>
I aint clickin that but you should stop and just look at hot chicks
What
Talking to Bacon
I aint masturbating nigga
you're not making me
Good
Dont do it
nofap is the first step in establishing the white ethnostate