Message from @baconandroid

Discord ID: 557404700648013838


2019-03-04 16:10:59 UTC  

Which is why you need to hold your breath before you stop drop and roll

2019-03-04 16:11:36 UTC  

And it's also why the ANC used tires around peoples necks, as you'd be unable to escape the burning rubber

2019-03-04 16:11:51 UTC  

Which, when inhaled, will begin burning you from the inside as well

2019-03-04 16:12:05 UTC  

FUCK those niggers

2019-03-04 17:31:37 UTC  

>John Burak

2019-03-04 17:31:41 UTC  

<:kek:519747357076881408>

2019-03-06 18:45:50 UTC  

The spoiler in the name ruined it

2019-03-07 15:20:06 UTC  

I went to a pharmacy couple weeks ago and bought vaseline to use as a lube (feels better with a lube) and told the DUMB FUCKING CUNT that I need vaseline for MY LIPS. I asked her TWICE if I can use it for my lips because it was too cheap. There are apparently 3 types of vaseline:
Technical vaseline - stinks with kerosene, isn't clean, ISN'T MADE FOR SKIN USE
medical
And cosmetic
NOW GUESS WHICH ONE SHE GAVE ME. NOW GUESS WHAT I DID 40 MINUTES AGO
Then I smelled my hand (accidentally?) and the thing had a fairly strong kerosene odor. I was sooooooo pissed. Fucking cunt

2019-03-07 17:31:10 UTC  

>technical vaseline
Ew

2019-03-07 17:31:23 UTC  

You didnt realise?

2019-03-07 17:55:46 UTC  

I realized after smelling it

2019-03-07 18:44:17 UTC  

She knew

2019-03-14 19:16:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519739025855217701/555831575498063884/IMG_1227.JPG

2019-03-14 19:16:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519739025855217701/555831576752029708/IMG_1225.JPG

2019-03-14 19:16:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519739025855217701/555831578169704468/IMG_1226.JPG

2019-03-17 23:42:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519739025855217701/556985771291050007/image0.png

2019-03-17 23:42:41 UTC  

This is fat right

2019-03-17 23:55:04 UTC  

Hiding the stomach

2019-03-18 00:02:38 UTC  

Fucking normies liking landwhales

2019-03-19 03:27:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519739025855217701/557404700648013835/y33uk0fe7xm21.png

2019-03-19 03:46:24 UTC  

AHhaHaHahaha

2019-03-19 06:31:05 UTC  

So get a girl or increase your self-esteem?

2019-03-19 06:31:28 UTC  

Which one's best to break the cycle?

2019-03-19 18:14:28 UTC  

Stop masturbating

2019-03-19 18:30:09 UTC  

*not an option*

2019-03-20 01:52:37 UTC  

wtf am I watching

2019-03-20 01:52:52 UTC  

why am I watching this

2019-03-20 01:52:56 UTC  

am I the cuck

2019-03-20 01:53:03 UTC  

shit

2019-03-20 02:41:31 UTC  

<:thegreatest:519750125304676352>

2019-03-20 03:48:24 UTC  

I aint clickin that but you should stop and just look at hot chicks

2019-03-20 04:04:04 UTC  

What

2019-03-20 04:15:48 UTC  

Talking to Bacon

2019-03-20 04:22:32 UTC  

I aint masturbating nigga

2019-03-20 04:22:40 UTC  

you're not making me

2019-03-20 04:23:03 UTC  

Good

2019-03-20 04:23:05 UTC  

Dont do it

2019-03-20 04:24:17 UTC  

nofap is the first step in establishing the white ethnostate