*Woof*

Cold woof

Посмотрите, о чем твитнул(а) @Soulinthefire3: https://twitter.com/Soulinthefire3/status/1098104215463968768?s=09

*yeah okay I'm not gonna continue*

Didn't know that it was that easy for a man to get attention

(well, from other man 100% of the time but still)

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Stop

I said I'm not gonna continue but now that you said **Stop** I feel like restarting

>Woof

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And here I thought someone had an answer to my pop quiz

Oh well, here it is:

He's running because if he stops he will begin to suffocate

Which is why you need to hold your breath before you stop drop and roll

And it's also why the ANC used tires around peoples necks, as you'd be unable to escape the burning rubber

Which, when inhaled, will begin burning you from the inside as well

FUCK those niggers

>John Burak

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https://giant.gfycat.com/DeficientImperfectIchneumonfly.mp4

The spoiler in the name ruined it

I went to a pharmacy couple weeks ago and bought vaseline to use as a lube (feels better with a lube) and told the DUMB FUCKING CUNT that I need vaseline for MY LIPS. I asked her TWICE if I can use it for my lips because it was too cheap. There are apparently 3 types of vaseline:
Technical vaseline - stinks with kerosene, isn't clean, ISN'T MADE FOR SKIN USE
medical
And cosmetic
NOW GUESS WHICH ONE SHE GAVE ME. NOW GUESS WHAT I DID 40 MINUTES AGO
Then I smelled my hand (accidentally?) and the thing had a fairly strong kerosene odor. I was sooooooo pissed. Fucking cunt

>technical vaseline
Ew

You didnt realise?

I realized after smelling it

She knew

This is fat right

Hiding the stomach

Fucking normies liking landwhales

AHhaHaHahaha

So get a girl or increase your self-esteem?

Which one's best to break the cycle?

Stop masturbating

*not an option*