Message from @Exquisite Corpse
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Im gonna make a hardcore boy scouts in alaska
And military is obviously ultra gay
Teach my boys how to kill people in the dark
:^ )
My great grandfather forced my grandfather to do scouts because my grandfather was "Spending too much time reading science fiction horseshit." 😂
Military for kids sounds cool
But midcentury scouts did actual backpacking and real survival and learning experiences, nowadays the kids have zero alone time and they just do blacktop camping and get free meaningless scout badges.
No woods left to do it in
Also too much liability
Wrong
Now imagine if parents made their kids join the scouts because they were reading too much 4chan horseshit. What a slightly better world this would be
There are plenty of woods to do it in, even here in California, it's definitely the liability.
stfu thot
Not accessable to 90% of the country
Speaking of our forests, there was a bear at my grandmas house the last time I visited, I love bears so much.
Like in texas there is ZERO public land
If I had to be an animal, I would be a bear.
Furry
No major predators, no major territory threats, can eat anything, and I get to sleep 12 hours a day and three months a year.
And then get turned into a rug by a trust fund baby
I wouldnt want to be an animal
I'd want to be a tree
But maybe I'd be a caribou so I could migrate across North America
Then die of CWD or something
Being a giant sequoia would be based though
Flying is cool
bird time
My bird have just attacked my phone.
Why did you get a bird
He tries to kill the power LED rn
Still mad about the dino extinction
It was supposed to ba a gift for my mother, but he ended up staying mostly in my room
He *is* a dino
I wouldnt want that thing either
I’m sorry your mom hates you
Horrible gift
It's not that she doesn't want him
She loves parrots
It's just that there's really not so much room in our flat and he does shit everywhere
Hes not a parrot