But I thought it's just the name

Never heard of guides

It just looks like girl scouts, but there are also girl scouts so I'm pretty confused rn

Anyway, scouting is gay so who gives a fuck

Ikr

The only cool scouts were the Hitler Youth

*h i t l e r j u g e n d*

They were like the most gay of all scouts ever

Scouting was great in the midcentury

back when it was about practical skills and forcing budding boys to man up and deal with the real world.

It's basically a military for kids

Im gonna make a hardcore boy scouts in alaska

And military is obviously ultra gay

Teach my boys how to kill people in the dark

:^ )

My great grandfather forced my grandfather to do scouts because my grandfather was "Spending too much time reading science fiction horseshit." 😂

Military for kids sounds cool

But midcentury scouts did actual backpacking and real survival and learning experiences, nowadays the kids have zero alone time and they just do blacktop camping and get free meaningless scout badges.

No woods left to do it in

Also too much liability

Wrong

Now imagine if parents made their kids join the scouts because they were reading too much 4chan horseshit. What a slightly better world this would be

There are plenty of woods to do it in, even here in California, it's definitely the liability.

stfu thot

Not accessable to 90% of the country

Speaking of our forests, there was a bear at my grandmas house the last time I visited, I love bears so much.

Like in texas there is ZERO public land

If I had to be an animal, I would be a bear.

Furry

No major predators, no major territory threats, can eat anything, and I get to sleep 12 hours a day and three months a year.

And then get turned into a rug by a trust fund baby

Just like real life

I wouldnt want to be an animal

I'd want to be a tree

But maybe I'd be a caribou so I could migrate across North America

Then die of CWD or something

Being a giant sequoia would be based though

Flying is cool

bird time

My bird have just attacked my phone.

Why did you get a bird