Wrong

Now imagine if parents made their kids join the scouts because they were reading too much 4chan horseshit. What a slightly better world this would be

There are plenty of woods to do it in, even here in California, it's definitely the liability.

stfu thot

Not accessable to 90% of the country

Speaking of our forests, there was a bear at my grandmas house the last time I visited, I love bears so much.

Like in texas there is ZERO public land

If I had to be an animal, I would be a bear.

Furry

No major predators, no major territory threats, can eat anything, and I get to sleep 12 hours a day and three months a year.

And then get turned into a rug by a trust fund baby

Just like real life

I wouldnt want to be an animal

I'd want to be a tree

But maybe I'd be a caribou so I could migrate across North America

Then die of CWD or something

Being a giant sequoia would be based though

Flying is cool

bird time

My bird have just attacked my phone.

Why did you get a bird

He tries to kill the power LED rn

Still mad about the dino extinction

It was supposed to ba a gift for my mother, but he ended up staying mostly in my room

He *is* a dino

I wouldnt want that thing either

I’m sorry your mom hates you

Horrible gift

It's not that she doesn't want him

She loves parrots

It's just that there's really not so much room in our flat and he does shit everywhere

Hes not a parrot

Hes a cockatiel

Yeah, which is a kind of parrot

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What the frick defines a parrot

Dunno, "nimfa" is a kind of "papuga" here, and they are translated as "cockatiel (nymph)" and "parrot" respectively

Oh cockatoos are in the same order

Interesting

Did I tell you guys about the birds that got forced on me.