"I bet in 2019 we'll have flying cars"

I love that "proud inventor" and "sperm extracting device" are in the same sentence.

That really makes this image for me.

I approve of this

What happens if we apply this terminology to our girlfriends

ONLY 5000$?

Ahahaha

The future sexbots will be more efficient

Well here’s the thing

You put your dick in it to donate sperm

Therefore you’re getting paid to put your dick in something you don’t even have to jerk off

It’s less work

https://www.apnews.com/5cd450db868446d0a0900e976862a583

lmao

maybe she'll get beheaded

@Necrosisinthebutt Dubai and the UAE are just vacation towns

She's a paid whore in a city where Allah looks the other way, when you have that much money.

https://www.axios.com/border-patrol-facebook-group-migrant-detention-aoc-6a889b86-bb49-4594-b0f6-d0846f1899ef.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=organic&utm_content=1100

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I love when state staff sharing their dark humor goes public.

They're all like that too. People dont get that it's how people deal with the messy garbage people leave around like dead bodies.

these coddled cunts will never understand how people actually deal with the PTSD that comes with law enforcement

gallows humor is a thing for a reason

My TaXeS PaY YuOr SaLaRY ThOuGH

their taxes pay their salaries, but their policies create the problems

Gallows humor is the best part of being an anglo tbh.

Nobody's got gallows humor like anglos do.

truth

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/03/us/iguanas-florida-overpopulation-trnd/index.html?no-st=1562229846

revolt against the modern world

Weird

I mean the iguana thing

My grandpa told me most of them died the last winter that was unusally cold

Nah fuck that

ACCELERATION

BRING IN MORE IGUANAS

parachute in 10k iguanas

The age of man is passed

Now is the time of the reptile

Jk . The insects are going to inherit the earth if anything does